********************************************************** ********************************************************** ********************************************************** American Wrestling Alliance Proudly Presents AWA Saturday Night Wrestling Live from the WKIK Studios Dallas, Texas June 14, 2008 ********************************************************** ********************************************************** ********************************************************** [As the closing notes to the "Sanford And Son" theme fade into nothing, the viewing audience is greeted by the sounds of "One More Saturday Night" by the Grateful Dead. A large white map of the United States fills the screen as the music plays. The shot zooms through the map, different states "popping up" into view as we race past them. As we pull back from the map, it no longer is white but rather made up of the Stars and Stripes. The map goes into a spin, spinning round and round as we zoom all the way into it, dissolving into a few slow motion shots of animated men battling in a red, white, and blue ring. The animation runs through various wrestling moves from an atomic drop to a bodyslam to a piledriver. And as the blue animaniac applies a clawhold on the white animaniac, we freeze and the AWA logo fills the screen. After a moment, we fade away from the cheaply done intro to the smiling faces of two men. One is clad in a dark navy suit, white dress shirt, and red and white striped tie. He sports nicely-styled salt and pepper hair and a well-groomed moustache. He grips a wireless mic in his hand, grinning widely at the camera. In his late-50's and the epitome of professionalism, this man is Gordon Myers. By his side is... well, somewhat a bit more flashy. With a mic in one hand and a glitter covered briefcase in the other, this man is paunchy to say the least. He's got a decent sized gut pushing at the buttons on his lime green dress shirt underneath an eye-burning yellow jacket. His black hair is tousled in all directions like he hasn't run a comb through it in his life. His teeth appeared to have been whitened recently... perhaps several times even as he flashes a huge smile. He's in his late 30's... he's former manager "Big Bucks" Bucky Wilde. They're standing in front of a bluish gray standard television studio set where you can see the AWA logo splashed across the wall above a small television monitor. Wilde lifts his glittering briefcase with a flourish, slapping it down onto a wooden "desk" in front of them as Myers begins to speak.] GM: Good evening, fans, and welcome to another edition of AWA Saturday Night Wrestling featuring all the stars of the American Wrestling Alliance, _the_ major league of professional wrestling. I am Gordon Myers, your host for the next two hours of action, and by my side, as always, the infamous Bucky Wilde. And Bucky, we're just a few weeks removed from Memorial Day Mayhem, an event that shook the AWA to the very core. BW: You got that right, daddy. The AWA crowned its first National Champion when Marcus Broussard outlasted 7 other men to strap that gold around his waist. GM: He can thank injuries to Ron Houston, Rick Marley, and Mark Shaw for that, Bucky. BW: A win's a win, Gordo. The San Jose Shark is carrying gold around the AWA and no one else can say that. GM: In addition to that, we saw the battle between The Russians and Werewolf Gregorson with his partner, Despair, escalate into a very heated situation. BW: The Russians may have lost the match at Mayhem, Gordo, but no one doubts they won the battle. GM: A battle that we expect to continue raging on over the next few weeks here in the AWA. And speaking of tag teams continuing to battle, what about the Hotshot and the Ladykiller tusslin' with Kentucky's Pride. BW: Again, Kentucky's Pride got the win at Mayhem but one look at the locker room shows you that City Jack's laid up in Liberty nursing that injured knee. I think that gives Stevie and Calisto the edge in that one. GM: You would. Fans, it was a wild night in Fort Worth, Texas, and it was just the first night of our tour. Since then, we've been to Houston, we've been to San Antonio, we've been to Little Rock, we've been to New Orleans, and we've been to Oklahoma City - and throughout the night, we'll be showing you some highlights from the tour. But at this time, we're going to be joined here at the desk - come on in here, Clayton. [The fans cheer as a stars and stripes carrying Clayton Shaw steps into view, nodding his head at the cheering fans as he steps up to the announce desk, shaking the hand of Gordon Myers.] GM: Clayton Shaw, fans, was the guest flagbearer for Werewolf Gregorson and Despair at Memorial Day Mayhem and got to see first hand just how violent that rivalry with the Russians has gotten in recent weeks. Clayton, your thoughts. [Shaw leans over the mic.] CS: Well, Mr. Myers... I have to say I was a little surprised by just how intense it was. Werewolf and Despair were in the zone for that one, wanting to slap the Russians all around Fort Worth - and that's exactly what they did. BW: That's exactly what they did? What match were you watchin', daddy? CS: The one where those Commie scum had to use a metal chain to knock one of them boys flat... that's what I saw, Wilde. BW: You know what I saw? CS: I don't give a damn what you saw, Wilde. I'm telling you the way it went down. Werewolf and Despair had that match won when Velikov used the chain on Despair. And to top it off, they used the chain again later to take Rick Marley out of the tournament. It's just sickening, Mr. Myers. GM: I agree, Clayton. So, can we expect that you're looking for a chance to get your hands on the Russians too? CS: Absolutely, Gordon. The first chance I get, I'm comin' for Velikov... I'm comin' for Sudakov... and I ain't stoppin' until I take them both down and out, baby. [Shaw turns away from the announce table, jogging towards the ring and leaving the announcers behind.] GM: Clayton Shaw is a real American on a mission, fans. Let's go up to the ring! [We cut to the ring where Clayton Shaw is stepping through the ropes as Melissa Cannon raises the mic.] MC: Tonight's opening contest is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit. Introducing first... in the corner to my right... hailing from Parts Unknown... standing 5'11 and weighing in at 250 pounds... Dr. X! [The man clad from head to toe in all white raises an arm over his masked head.] MC: And his opponent... in the corner to my left... he hails from Charlotte, North Carolina... standing 6'2 and weighing in at 280 pounds... "STARS AND STRIPES" CLAAAAAAYTON SHAAAAAW! [Shaw lifts an arm to the cheers of the crowd as the referee signals for the bell to start the match.] "DING! DING! DING!" GM: And off we go in our opening match here tonight on AWA Saturday Night Wrestling! [Clayton Shaw immediately sidesteps from the corner, circling out across the ring, and lunging right into a collar and elbow tieup.] GM: Shaw backs him to the ropes, using that power advantage... [The referee calls for a break which causes Shaw to step back... ...and overhand slap chop the hell out of Dr. X's chest!] GM: Ohhhh! You could hear that one out on Main Street, Bucky! [Grabbing the masked man by the arm, Shaw fires him across the ring.] GM: Big whip by the man from the Carolinas... ohhh! He mows down Dr. X with a big running clothesline! [Shaw immediately leaps into the air, dropping a mammoth leg down across the throat of a prone Dr. X, rolling into a lateral press.] GM: One! Two! Dr. X kicks out at two. [A fired up Shaw slips into a kneeling straddle, pulling Dr. X up by the mask and driving right hand after right hand into the masked skull of his opponent.] BW: Come on, referee! That's a DQ! GM: You really don't like Clayton Shaw, do you? BW: He's the reason that on cold weather days it takes me twenty minutes to get out of bed in the morning, Gordo. You tell me why I should like that no good son of a gun. [Shaw eventually climbs back to his feet, soaking up the roaring cheers from the fans as he pumps a clenched fist in the crowd's direction.] GM: Clayton Shaw is all pumped up here tonight in the WKIK Studios, Bucky. He did not like what he saw at Memorial Day Mayhem from the Russians and what they did to his allies, Werewolf Gregorson and Despair. BW: Boofrigginhoo! GM: You're certainly in a foul mood early on here tonight. [Dr. X staggers up to his feet, easy prey as Shaw hoists him into the air... ...and slams him down hard to the canvas.] GM: Big bodyslam by Shaw! [The proud American immediately leaps high into the air, driving his elbow down into the heart of the masked man.] GM: Ellllbow! Right on target! [Once back to his feet, Shaw swings his arms at each other, calling for the cobra clutch.] GM: Here it comes, Bucky - your favorite move. BW: Why do you enjoy my pain so much, Gordo? GM: Dr. X pushes up to a knee... [And Shaw leans over him, applying the cobra clutch and yanking Dr. X to his feet. The crowd roars as Shaw starts to spin with the hold applied.] GM: The swinging cobra clutch is applied! The referee is right there to check- "DING! DING! DING!" GM: That's it! It's over! [Shaw releases the hold, allowing Dr. X to slump down to the canvas with ease. He raises his arm in triumph but before Melissa Cannon can make the announcement...] BW: RUSSIANS! [The crowd roars with dismay as Vladimir Velikov and Kolya Sudakov charge from the entryway, diving headfirst under the ropes into the ring.] GM: The Russians have hit the ring... and they just swarmed Clayton Shaw! They swarmed the former United States Marine! [Shaw throws right hands like crazy, trying to drive away his attackers.] GM: Shaw's fighting them! He's fighting them off! [The wild-eyed American does manage to get some separation... ...but Velikov throws himself into a tackle, taking Shaw down to the mat as Sudakov starts stomping the upper body of "Stars And Stripes."] GM: They got Shaw down. He's in trouble! We need to get some help out here for Clayton Shaw! [Velikov pushes himself to a mount, battering the struggling Shaw with right hands as Sudakov continues to stomp and kick at the upper body relentlessly.] GM: Shaw's trying to cover up, trying to absorb some of those blows. [Shaw rolls to his side, desperately trying to shield himself... ...but makes himself easy pickings for the running soccer kick to the skull from Sudakov that knocks him onto his back, completely motionless!] GM: OHHH! Soccer kick to the head of Shaw! BW: He's out, daddy! He's out cold! [A sneering Velikov climbs off of Shaw, leaving his nephew to further stomp and kick the motionless Shaw... ...and pick up his fallen Russian chain from the mat.] GM: Oh no. You've got to be kidding me. [Sudakov smiles at his uncle picking up the chain, reaching down to drag a dead-weight Clayton Shaw off the mat, holding his arms behind him.] GM: Somebody needs to stop this! Somebody needs to put a stop to this right now! BW: Where are your allies now, Shaw?! Where's Gregorson and Despair now?! [Velikov slowly wraps the chain around his fist, screaming in his gravelly voice at the fans.] "Look at your American hero! Look how weak he is! Look how pathetic!" [With Sudakov still holding Shaw, Velikov storms forward... ...and drives a chain-wrapped fist squarely between the eyes of Shaw, knocking him flat to the mat.] GM: Ohhhhhhh! [The crowd falls to a hush as the Russians stand over the downed Clayton Shaw, Sudakov spitting on his prone form as Velikov holds the chain high over his head.] GM: The Russians... the Russians and that chain of theirs have struck again. First it was Despair... then it was Rick Marley... and now it's Clayton Shaw... [A few more hard stomps to the back of the head by Sudakov draw more boos from the fans... ...boos that erupt into cheers as Werewolf Gregorson and Despair, both clad completely in street clothes, sprint into view, sliding into the ring.] GM: GREGORSON! DESPAIR! [Despair winds up with a metal suitcase, taking a wild swing at the back of Velikov and connecting across the shoulders, knocking him from the ring as Sudakov slides out to the floor, gesturing at Gregorson.] GM: Gregorson and Despair, dressed in their street clothes... obviously they just arrived here at the WKIK Studios and heard what was happening. Clayton Shaw is hurt and I think he's hurt badly, Bucky. BW: Karma's a vengeful so-and-so, daddy! [The Russians are in retreat as Gregorson drops down to his knees, checking on the downed Clayton Shaw. A furious Despair is on the midbuckle, screaming for the Russians to get back in the ring with them.] GM: Clayton Shaw has been laid out by the Russians. The head kick by Sudakov. The steel chain driven into the head by Velikov. "Stars And Stripes" is hurt in a bad, bad way. Fans, we're going to get some help out here for Clayton Shaw. We'll be right back. [The camera zooms in on an upset Werewolf Gregorson screaming for help for his fallen ally as we fade to black... After a moment, we fade back up on a very long shot of the exterior of a pretty dingy looking building.] "Have you ever dreamed of fame?" [Cut a little closer.] "Of glory?" [A little closer.] "Of your friends and family seeing you on television?" [And just a little closer, revealing a red, white, and blue sign that reads "AWA Combat Corner."] "Well, now you can make all your dreams come true by signing up today at the AWA Combat Corner - the official training school for the American Wrestling Alliance!" [We cut to the interior of the building where we can see lots of standard gym equipment surrounding a very basic wrestling ring. There are people lifting weights, running on treadmills, and of course, working out in the ring.] "With the very best trainers in the business, the AWA Combat Corner is the most-equipped training facility to get you in shape and get you in the ring in the shortest amount of time!" [Cut into the ring where Todd Michaelson is barking out instructions.] "With former World Champion Todd Michaelson leading the classes, you can guarantee that you will be prepared for in-ring action upon graduation and with the AWA expanding by the day, you will have a place to work on Day One!" [Two young students are grappling on the canvas.] "So, stop by the Combat Corner today... call our offices... visit our website... and let them know that you want to be the next AWA Superstar! You want to be the future of the business! You want to wrestle!" [Fade to a graphic that has all the info on the AWA Combat Corner. We freeze there for a moment... ...and then fade back up on the announce desk.] GM: Welcome back, fans. Clayton Shaw was helped from the ring during our commercial break and the ringside doctor immediately became suspicious of a severe concussion. Mr. Shaw has been transported to the nearest medical facility for examination. As soon as we have more details for you, we'll let you know. BW: The Russians are on a roll, daddy! They're droppin' people like flies! GM: They've gone too far, Bucky. Did you see the look in the eyes of Gregorson and Despair? I think the Russians have crossed a line that there's no way to go back across. BW: Maybe they have but no one in the AWA has shown that they're willing and able to make the Russians pay for it. GM: What about Gregorson and Despair? BW: What about 'em? They got laid out at Memorial Day Mayhem and they'll get laid out the next time they cross paths with the Russians - guaranteed! GM: Shifting gears a bit, tonight's Main Event is going to be one heck of a fight, Bucky. The new AWA National Champion, Marcus Broussard, and a partner of his choice will take on the Hellion, Mark Shaw... and this man... at this time, please welcome to the WKIK Studios, the East Coast Terror, Ron Houston! [The familiar piano of Bethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" creeps over the PA in it's usual haunting manner as the curtains part and there is a man of so many names. His head slung low, like a wounded soldier. He's sans his traditional garb and instead strictly smothered in his ring attire. Black tights, black boots, black elbowpads.. cloaked head to toe in black. The Athens Georgia Madman walks towards Gordon Meyers casually, ignoring the adulation of the surrounding crowd. A notable change to The East Coast terror, a black shoulder sleeve that covers his left shoulder like a tightened vice. Houston walks up to Myers and eyes him head to toe, a much more somber look than the man who until a few short weeks ago had steamrolled the entire company.] GM: Ron, it's a pleasure to see you again. And thanks for taking time out of your busy Main Event preparations to join me to go over Memorial Day Mayhem, and what exactly is going through your mind in these days that have followed. [Houston leans in towards Myers. A slight.. smirk?] RH: Ya wanna know how ah'm doin', Gorodon? How ah've been holdin' up since mah shoulders found the mat fer _three_ tiny li'l seconds? Well let me tell ya, Gordon.. ol' Ron Houston's seein' things with a level of clarity he ain't seen things in in a _long_ while. Out of the blue, beyond any cause ah can trace, ah suddenly realize things are _not_ how ah've perceived them ta be at all. GM: Things are not how you perceived them to be? What? What are you talking about, Ron? RH: Ya need me ta paint ya a picture, amigo? No problemo. Fer some reason, ya will no longer be the person ya believed ya once were. Ya'll detect slow and subtle shifts goin' on all around ya, more importantly shifts in ya. Worse, ya'll realize it's always been a shiftin', like a shimmer of sorts, a vast shimmer, only dark like this room. But ya won't understand why... or how. Ya'll have forgotten what granted ya this awareness in the first place. [Houston eyeballs the arena around him. Taking his eyes off Myers for the first time.] RH: If yer like me, which most of ya are, you'll try to take solace in the familiar. Whether it's places.. or people. But that's when ya'll discover ya no longer trust the very walls ya always took fer granted. Even the hallways ya've walked a hundred times will feel longer, much longer, and the shadows, any shadows at all, will suddenly seem deeper, much, much deeper. Ya might then try, as ah did, to find a sky so full of stars it will blind ya again. Only no sky can blind ya now. Even with all that iridescent magic up there, yer eye will no longer linger in the light, it will no longer trace constellations. Ya'll care only about the darkness.. and ya'll watch it fer hours, fer days, maybe even fer years, trying in vain ta believe yer some kind of indispensable, universe-appointed sentinel, as if just by looking ya could actually keep it all at bay. It will get so bad you'll be afraid ta look away. Ya'll be afraid ta sleep. Then.. no matter where ya are, in a crowded restaurant or on some desolate street or even in the comforts of yer own home, ya'll watch yourself dismantle every assurance ya ever lived by. Ya'll stand aside as a great complexity intrudes, tearing apart, piece by piece, all of yer carefully conceived denials, whether deliberate or unconscious. And then fer better or worse ya'll turn, unable ta resist, though try ta resist ya still will, fighting with everything ya've got not ta face the thing ya most dread.. .. What is now. .. What will be. .. What has always come before. [Myers is obviously a bit unnerved, he recants slightly, but Houston grabs him by the arm, pulling the mic closer.] RH: The creature ya truly are. The creature we _all_ are. Buried in the nameless black of a name. [Houston lets go of Myers arm, the fire remains as he stokes the flames, the crowd speckled with Houston chants.. however for the most part they remain silent. Listening intently to the man from Athens speech.] RH: And then the nightmares'll begin. And Broussard... yer nightmare _is_ Ron Houston. And three seconds ain't changin' a _thing_. Ah ain't goin' nowhere. So bring yer little strap and yer li'l partnah on down, and me and Mark'll snap both yer li'l necks in one. Two birds with one stone, scout. [Houston storms away, a renewed fire in his eyes as he slaps hands with the occasional fan on his retreat back to the locker room.] GM: A very... well, I've got to admit... I was a little intimidated right there, Bucky. BW: Houston showed a little bit of a dark side right there, Gordo. I think Marcus may have broken him mentally with that win at Mayhem. GM: Ron Houston seems very focused on the National Champion and tonight's big tag team Main Event. If Mark Shaw is half as determined as the East Coast Terror, Broussard could be in a for a long, long night. BW: We don't even know who Marcus' partner is tonight, Gordo! That could change absolutely everything! GM: It certainly could - and fans, one thing that we are absolutely certain that changed everything was the brutal assault on "Showtime" Rick Marley at Memorial Day Mayhem by Stevie Scott and Vladimir Velikov. Let's set the stage for you... [We cut to footage marked "MEMORIAL DAY MAYHEM - FIRST ROUND MATCH - RICK MARLEY VS CITY JACK" Gordon Myers provides a voiceover.] GM: It was the first round of the National Title Tournament with "Showtime" Rick Marley taking on City Jack. The match was a good one, back and forth the whole time... [The footage shows Calisto Dufresne walking out to the ringside area.] GM: But Calisto Dufresne got involved in the match. A long-time rival of City Jack, Dufresne set out to ruin the Kentucky native's night - and to help Rick Marley in the process. BW: Tell 'em how you thought Dufresne was actually in on it with Marley! Tell 'em! GM: Well, I will admit that things looked a little suspicious considering Rick Marley's background. The way that Marley went after the knee right after Dufresne leaned over and said something to him. You can't fault me for thinking... well, regardless... [The footage jumps ahead to show Marley being suplexed over the ropes into the ring.] GM: There you can see the end of the match. City Jack going for the suplex, Dufresne hooking the ankle to disrupt his balance, and the big man getting spiked headfirst into the mat with the Rewrite DDT. BW: Dufresne wasn't taking any chances either. GM: He certainly wasn't. You see him there, holding the ankle down to prevent a kickout... and there's the three count. Now, if we skip ahead to later in the night, to the post-match incident after the Kentucky's Pride/Stevie Scott-Dufresne tag match. [The footage jumps ahead to show City Jack being doubleteamed by Scott and Dufresne, the latter slipping brass knuckles onto his fist with the intent of laying out his enemy.] GM: Dufresne and Scott were about to do some major damage - and here comes Rick Marley right here. At the time, no one was sure what to think. Was he coming to help City Jack or to hurt him? [The footage jumps again, showing Marley connect with a superkick to the jaw of Dufresne.] GM: Marley attacked Dufresne with the superkick... then knocked Scott flat with a right hand... BW: And that's when things got interesting. GM: The Russians stormed from the locker room, looking to help their ally Stevie Scott. They barreled over Marley, beating him senseless in the corner. Gregorson and Despair joined the fray shortly thereafter and all heck had broken loose. BW: This is my favorite part, Gordo. GM: You're a sick, sick man, Bucky Wilde. [The footage jumps again, showing Velikov and Scott stretching the steel Russian chain out between them... ...and connecting with a running clothesline that smashes the steel chain into the windpipe of Rick Marley, causing him to collapse to the mat, clutching his throat.] GM: And there it is. The hard shot to the throat with the Russian chain - Marley was gasping for air... he could barely speak... and as a result, Rick Marley had to forfeit his second round tournament match against Marcus Broussard, Bucky. BW: Hey, those are the breaks, daddy. If you can't cut it, take up ballet. Actually, as nice of a jumper as Marley is, he might be good at ballet. It could be a good career move. [The footage fades to reveal Gordon and Bucky at the announce desk.] GM: So, Rick Marley was injured and actually had to be removed from the tour that followed. However, always trying to live up to the fans' belief in him, Marley insisted on being able to appear before the crowd at the first show of the tour in Houston, Texas, to address the crowd. Let's take a look at that! [We cut from the announce desk to footage marked "May 25th - Arena Theatre - Houston, Texas - AWA Live Event." The footage is obviously shot with a handheld camera and not the usual AWA cameras as it is grainy and jumpy. The shot of the ring reveals it is currently occupied by "Showtime" Rick Marley. The dark-haired high flier is wearing a plain black t-shirt, blue jeans and a pair of white sneakers. Wireless mic in hand, Marley waits for the crowd noise to die down, absent-mindedly rubbing his throat.] RM: Nice to be here... [Marley's voice is raw and much quieter than usual as the crowd pops.] RM: I just...well wanted...no...NEEDED to apologize to you guys...my fans. This is the first time in my life I've no-showed for a match... it's the first time in my life that I was on my way to the ring and the medical personnel headed me off. [Marley pauses, looking out at the crowd, shaking his head.] RM: But to be honest, given the choice of letting Dufrense, Scott and their Russian running buddies take out Tin Can Rust and City Jack... especially after Dufrense ended up tipping the match in my favor, even knowing that it cost me a shot at taking down our 'esteemed' champion. But it cost me...and it made me let you guys down...and I owe the group of you more than that..." [Marley is interrupted by the opening notes of "Try Honesty". He rolls his eyes and turns to the entranceway, where Adrian Freeman is swiftly making his way down to ringside. He's dressed in wrestling gear, presumably from a match earlier that night, and a white T-shirt. The crowd boos and shouts insults at him, but Freeman ignores them, entirely focused on the man in the ring. Freeman slides into the ring and snatches the microphone from Rick Marley's hands.] AF: You're right, Rick... you owe us quite a lot. You owe me, and everyone else who has a shred of taste, the time we waste every Saturday Night watching your gymnastics exhibition. And more importantly, you owe me that time, that exposure. I have to sit on the sidelines, waiting for my shot here in the AWA, while you get to put on Rick Marley's Weekly Sideshow. Well I'm sick and tired of it. [The crowd starts a "MAR-LEY" chant.] AF: What's wrong with you people? You want to continue sitting here and listening to his sob story about how they wouldn't let him compete in the tournament. Boo-hoo, Rick. You were barely able to beat that tub of lard City Jack, and even then you needed the help of a far greater wrestler than yourself in Callisto Dufrense. And then, when it came time to face someone that would show you for the amateur you are and embarass you in that ring... you chickened out. [The fans boo Freeman wildly, a reaction that seems to amuse him.] AF: You took the easy way out, Marley. You ducked Broussard, just like you've been ducking me. If you had any stones-- [Rick Marley angrily grabs the mic away from Freeman. He goes to retort, but before he can Freeman explodes at him with a clothesline right to the injured throat! The voiceover of Gordon Myers is heard once more as the sound from the video seems to dip a bit.] GM: Adrian Freeman with a brutal assault on Marley, going immediately for the injured throat with a clothesline. You can see right there that Marley was hurt badly. His face turned red almost instantly as he struggled to get air into his body. [With Marley on the ground, his hands wrapped around his throat, Freeman moves in.] BW: But Adrian Freeman wasn't done, Gordo. We've known that Freeman's been gunnin' for Marley for weeks - and when he finally got his chance, he went for it all, daddy! [Prying Marley's arms free from his throat, Freeman immediately drops a knee down into the windpipe, causing Marley to cough violently as he attempts to roll free from the attack.] GM: A vicious kneedrop by Freeman did some more damage but like you said, he still wasn't done, Bucky. I think Adrian Freeman saw a chance to possibly end a man's career and he attempted to take that chance. You can see here, he drags Marley off the mat... look at that... [Pulling Marley off the mat by the hair, Freeman drags him over to the ropes. He steps out on the apron, draping Marley's windpipe over the steel cable... ...and applies a front facelock, choking Marley over the ropes.] GM: That's just sickening. A brutal attack. [A gleeful Freeman cackles with joy as Marley's arms and legs flail back and forth, trying to free himself from the Australian's assault but having no success...] GM: I seriously think Freeman would've kept going until Marley's career was over... or worse... but Rick Marley's actions at Memorial Day Mayhem made him some friends... [The crowd on the tape roars as Tin Can Rust appears in the aisle, slowly making his way down towards the ring... but as quickly as he can manage.] GM: Tin Can Rust of Kentucky's Pride was on the move, trying to get down to the ring. And you see right there, Adrian Freeman catching sight of him. BW: How can't he? Slow Man Rust looks like a boulder coming to the ring. [Not the swiftest of wrestlers, TCR eventually reaches the ring, climbing into it and storming towards Freeman... ...who drops off the apron, releasing his grip on the throat of "Showtime" Rick Marley. Rust, fists balled up for a fight, pauses for a moment to make sure Freeman isn't pulling a fast one, before leaning over to check on the coughing Marley. Getting an all-clear sign, Rust uncharacteristically picks up the mic and points towards the exiting Freeman.] TCR: Hey, you! Freeman! [Freeman stops and turns, a look of amusement on his face at what he's about to hear.] TCR: You want to attack him? Then that means you want to attack me too! [The crowd cheers as Rust lays it down!] TCR: Rick Marley saved both me and City Jack from certain injury - at his own expense. This man did something you'd never be able to do, something noble and upright! This man gave up his shot at the title to save us... so I'd be damned not to have his back anywhere, anytime. [Freeman rolls his eyes from up top the entryway.] TCR: So Freeman? You have a problem with Rick Marley? Then you have a problem with City Jack and you have a problem with Tin Can Rust! [Rust slams the mic down and motions for Freeman to come to the ring as Marley rises to join TCR by his side, still rubbing his neck as TCR puts a friendly hand on his arm, raising it to the cheers of the fans... ...and we fade back to the announce team standing behind the desk at the WKIK Studios.] GM: A very timely save by Tin Can Rust - averting what could have been disaster for Rick Marley. And I have to say, Rick Marley _is_ here tonight, Bucky. BW: What?! I thought he was laid up still! GM: I was informed that Marley is backstage tonight - he is trying to get cleared to compete despite the throat still being injured. From speaking with the ringside doctor, apparently Marley suffered from a moderately bruised larynyx at the hands of Velikov and Scott - a situation only worsened by Adrian Freeman. BW: So, he's ready to go? GM: Apparently he's close. And that's bad, bad news for Velikov, Scott, and Freeman... heck, you can add Sudakov and Dufresne in there as well. I have a feeling Marley will be gunning for all of them. And as we saw from that clip, he's not alone. He's got City Jack and Tin Can Rust backing him up. BW: Well, he's got Tin Can Rust. City Jack's laid up injured too. GM: City Jack has a knee injury but we understand he'll be back here in two weeks' time to return to action. The Russians, Scott, Dufresne, Freeman... they're all in serious troub- [Myers is interrupted by "The Ladykiller" Calisto Dufresne and a rather irate "Hotshot" Stevie Scott, who barges into the scene with a piece of paper in hand. As usual, Stevie is wearing a silky, flower-dy shirt and bermuda shorts with loafers sans socks. Dufresne is clad in a light blue, hooded Arbitrage Krona dress shirt and a pair of dark blue Loomstate jeans. His long blonde hair is pulled back into a tight pony tail. Stevie approaches the desk as Dufresne heads off to mouth off to some fans and violently slams the paper down on top of it, causing both Myers and Wilde to jump back a bit out of surprise.] HSS: Serious trouble? Serious trouble?! Gordo, have you seen this crap? [Myers glances down at the paper, then nods his head.] GM: Yes, I have seen it, and if I must say so, it is very well-deserved. HSS: Well-deserved? Well-deserved?? Do you know what this says? This says that the AWA is fining Stevie Scott five thousand dollars for his attack on Rick Marley at Memorial Day Mayhem. Do you know what this is, Gordo? GM: Yes, it's- HSS: That's right, it's discrimination! Discrimination against the greatness that is Stevie Scott! It seems very clear to me that _some_ people back there are getting jealous, and as such, have taken their envy to the people in charge, have gotten into their ears, and have _them_ discriminating against me! GM: What do you mean, discriminating? After everything you've done, all the stunts you've pulled to stay out of the ring, you're lucky you even have a job here! HSS: That's exactly right, Gordo, the AWA is lucky I decided to stick around here instead of leaving for greener pastures where Stevie Scott would be appreciated! I'm going to fight the good fight, brother! Because, even though there was a lot of extra-curricular activity going on at Memorial Day Mayhem...even though everyone and their brothers were brawlin', scratchin', clawin'...and even though me and my Com-Vlad are the only ones to get punished...I'm not going away that easily. GM: Well, I'm sorry to hear that. HSS: Yes, Gordo, I know it disappoints you, too, the way that Stevie Scott is being treated. But rest assured, I will _not_ stand for it. My good friends from the Soviet Union will _not_ stand for it. Calisto Dufresne will _not_ stand for it. And if this discriminatory treatment continues, Gordo...legal action very well might follow, you get my drift? GM: Unfortunately, I do. [Dufresne finally finishes jawing with the fans and comes over to stand next to Stevie and Myers.] CD: And let me just say, Gordie, I know some _really_ good lawyers who just got me a _really_ big payday from the tightwads who run this place. [Dufresne smiles at his monetary victory.] CD: But there's no question that there is a pattern of discrimination by the front office around here. There's no question that those never-weres down in "the office" are creating a hostile work environment for the true talent around here like Stevie and I. And we're not going to stand for it! [Myers looks almost speechless, his head getting ready to explode from just talking to these two for an extended period of time.] GM: Are you kidding me? If anything, the vicious attack you guys subjected Rick Marley to was a hostile work environment! [Dufresne shakes his head at Myers, giving him a look like he were an admonished school child.] CD: We were defending ourselves, Gordie. That coward, Rick Marley had no problem taking the advice of the wrestling scholar and guru standing before you to defeat City Jack for his own selfish reasons, _then_ he decided to come out and actually had the nerve to place his hands on me! _ME!_ The cornerstone of this franchise. The future of professional wrestling. [Dufresne scowls at Myers and waves his hand to the crowd.] CD: And my fans here in Texas will _not_ stand for it and neither will I! [The boos rain down, letting Dufresne know that they'd love nothing more than for Rick Marley to come kick him all the way back to Avery Island, Louisiana. Dufresne bows to them and begins to go through his usual motion of posing and flexing his muscles as Myers turns back to Stevie.] GM: Stevie, let me ask you when you're going to stop avoiding wrestling and get into the ring to back up all your big talk? HSS: See, that's _another_ problem here. Look at the bottom of that paper. [Stevie leans over and points to the paper as Myers looks down at it.] HSS: Under injury report, you see that? _MINOR_ facial bruise? That's what they called my injury after I was _hammered_ in the face with that flagstick? A minor facial bruise? Do you know how much I had to pay my plastic surgeon to get this gorgeous mug put back together? GM: No, and I don't want- HSS: More than you made all last year, Gordo, I can tells ya that. And they want to downplay the extent of my injuries...that's exactly what I'm talking about, a grand conspiracy by the AWA. Another case of the man trying to keep me down! GM: So just exactly who was that young man who replaced you in your match with Kentucky's Pride? HSS: That's my new personal assistant. GM: Your what? HSS: Personal assistant. With everything going on in Stevie Scott's life...I have a movie deal in the works, among other things...I need someone to help me out. So I hired this young whipper-snapper as my personal assistant. GM: Where is he right now? HSS: Hang on. [Stevie reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cell phone, flipping it open and putting it against his cheek.] HSS: Talk to me...yeah...yeah...no! No! I'll only do it if Cameron Diaz is opposite me! Not Rosie O'Donnell! Hang on a minute. [Stevie turns to Myers.] HSS: Listen, Hollywood calls. You guys carry on. [Stevie goes back to the phone as he walks off the set with Dufresne, who also has managed to bring a young blonde with significant... assets, from the crowd along with him, leaving behind a laughing Bucky Wilde and a head-shaking Gordon Myers as we fade to black... ...and then fade back up on a black screen with the AWA logo splashed across it.] "Join your favorite stars of the American Wrestling Alliance throughout the state of Texas this week for exclusive meet-and-greet sessions." [A scrolling list of names and locations flash by in white text: Rick Marley and Tin Can Rust Best Buy - Dallas, Texas June 17 Paul Driscoll and Rough N Ready West Dallas Galleria - Dallas, Texas June 19 Sweet Daddy Williams and Bucky Wilde Houston Nissan - Houston, Texas June 23 Mark Shaw and Despair San Antonio Fashion Plaza - San Antonio, Texas June 25 The names end, leaving just the AWA logo behind.] "All the stars of the AWA are comin' your way so don't miss 'em!" [And with that, we fade back to black... ...and then back up on the AWA Saturday Night Wrestling announce desk where Gordon Myers and Bucky Wilde are standing.] GM: Welcome back to AWA Saturday Night Wrestling, fans, where the AWA is still reeling from what we saw at Memorial Day Mayhem and the tour dates that followed. We saw the first National Champion crowned in Marcus Broussard who we will be seeing in tag team action later tonight against two of his top challengers. But Ron Houston and Mark Shaw aren't the only two men looking to challenge Broussard inside the ring. BW: Why do I have a feeling you're not talking about someone who actually stands a chance like Tumaffi? GM: I was referring to the former World Champion who debuted here in the AWA about two months ago - "The Natural" Adam Rogers. BW: Oh, him. GM: Rogers showed up unexpectedly on Saturday Night Wrestling and immediately made it clear - he's here for Marcus Broussard. BW: They've got a history, Gordo. For those who don't know, Adam Rogers and Marcus Broussard were members of a faction in the EMWC known as the Triumvirate along with Jeff Matthews. Back then, Broussard was looked at as the "next big thing" in the business and basically was a lackey for Rogers and Matthews. He protected them, he did their dirty work. And most of all, he protected Rogers' World Title. GM: That's a questionable argument to make, Bucky. BW: Whatever, Gordo. It's the truth. And now that Marcus is on his own... now that he's carrying the National Title, now Rogers is here to try to soak up some of Marcus' spotlight. Well, I can tell you right now that the Shark's not about to let that happen. GM: Rogers claims he's here to try to straighten out the National Champion - to make sure he's on the right career path and not taking unneccessary shortcuts to get to where he wants to be. BW: A likely story. GM: I guess time will tell the truth on that one. But for now, let's go up to the ring for what should be quite the treat, the in-ring AWA debut of former World Champion - "The Natural" Adam Rogers! [We cut to the ring where Melissa Cannon is standing.] MC: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit. Introducing first, already in the ring at this time, standing six feet tall and weighing in at 250 pounds... from Laredo, Texas... Miguel Cortez! [The Mexican grappler draws jeers from the crowd.] MC: And his opponent... he hails from Naples, Florida... standing 6'3 and weighing in at 243 pounds... He is THE NATURAL... AAAAADAM ROOOOGERS! [The heavy opening guitar chords of "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple rip out over the PA system, signaling the entrance of former World Champion "The Natural" Adam Rogers. The blond-haired Floridian with an impressive physique steps into the arena, all business as he walks to the ring.] GM: And you can hear the adoration in the air for these fans for the former World Champion, Adam Rogers. One of only two former World Champions currently in the AWA, Rogers is looking to add to his legacy starting right here tonight, Bucky. BW: I don't know what happened to this guy, Gordo. Back in the old days, he was mean, he was nasty, he'd do whatever it took to win. He won the World Title with a roll of quarters, daddy! Now he's the squeaky-clean Boy Scout trying to save his former ally? Makes me sick. GM: But before he was the man you describe, he was a hero of the people for years. BW: Yeah, and all it got him was a spot in the middle of the card time and time again. GM: Give me a break, Bucky. [The referee calls for the bell, which brings Rogers immediately out of the corner with an outstretched hand.] GM: Rogers looking for a handshake here. Ever the sportsman. [Cortez sneers at Rogers, slapping his hand away to the jeers of the fans.] GM: No handshake here tonight. [Rogers shrugs his shoulders, clapping his hands together... ...and then dropping down into a lightning-quick double leg cradle, hoisting Cortez off the mat and dumping him down in a big falling slam.] GM: Ohhh! Rogers showing off that amateur background. He was a three-time Florida state champion in wrestling and a one-time National champion when wrestling at Florida State University. ["The Natural" spins across the upper body of Cortez after the slam, rolling to catch a scrambling Cortez in a front facelock.] GM: Right to the headlock, trying to wear Cortez down. But the spunky veteran from Laredo fights right up to his feet, still trapped in the front facelock. [Rogers laces an arm under one of Cortez' free arms, snapping him down to the mat with a single underhook suplex and promptly rolling through it into a mount where he spins to the side, tightly hooking Cortez' head and leg in a lateral press.] GM: One! Two! Th- [Cortez slips away just before the three count falls, rolling under the ropes to the floor to regroup.] GM: Cortez out on the concrete. I think Rogers caught him a little offguard. Maybe he expected Rogers to be a little more rusty than that. BW: You've gotta watch those cradles from Rogers. Adam Rogers has the best pinning cradles in the business - except for Marcus Broussard. GM: And that's a _very_ arguable point, Bucky. I think many throughout the sport would disagree with that assessment. BW: Oh yeah? Marcus Broussard just won his way through an entire tournament to become the first AWA National Champion - and every match was won with a cradle. What's Adam Rogers done lately? [Cortez steps on the apron, ignoring the referee ordering him back into the ring...] GM: Miguel Cortez steps back into the ring, looking a little more wary there this time as the Natural calls him out to the middle of the ring, looking to tie up. BW: He just needs to pop Rogers in the jaw with a right hand. That'll cut out all this amateur wrestling junk. GM: Cortez edging out from the ropes... [And Rogers dashes right in, wrapping his arms around the waist of Cortez in a rear waistlock... ...before planting his feet, hoisting Cortez high into the air and dumping him chestfirst on the mat.] GM: Ohhh! Big time waistlock takedown! [Rogers steps away, striking a ready position as Cortez pushes up off the mat, spinning around to strike, and throws a wild right hand that Rogers blocks, grabbing the striking hand.] GM: Armtwist by the Natural... right into a rear hammerlock... [And immediately releases the hammerlock, hooking a side waistlock before hoisting Cortez off the mat... ...and dropping him down in a belly-to-back suplex!] GM: Nice suplex by the Natural... and another cover... one! Two! Th- [Cortez fires a shoulder off the mat again. The Natural responds by rolling clear, shadowing behind Cortez to end up behind him as he gets to his feet... ...and applies a rear waistlock, racing towards the ropes, bouncing Cortez' chest into the ropes, and rolling back with him.] GM: Rolling reverse cradle... into THE NATURAL BRIDGE! [With Cortez jacknifed backwards and Rogers bridging to pin him to the mat, the referee drops down to count.] GM: One! Two! Three! That's it! "DING! DING! DING!" MC: Your winner of the match in a time of two minutes and ten seconds... The Natural... AAAAADAM ROOOOOGERS! [The crowd cheers for the Natural as he waves a hand in tribute to them before quickly making his exit from the ring.] GM: A nice win in his debut for the Natural, getting the victory with the same move Marcus Broussard used to pin Mark Shaw for the National Title at Memorial Day Mayhem. BW: And don't think for a second that's a coincidence, Gordo. Rogers was sending the champ a message right there. GM: Without a doubt, Bucky. The Natural's about to join us here at the desk for some words and- [Gordon Myers looks a bit confused as he looks off-camera, craning his neck.] GM: Adam? Just a few quick- [Myers shakes his head, looking back at the camera.] GM: Okay, fans... I apologize but apparently Adam Rogers will not be joining us for comments right now. BW: Oh, Mr. Big Shot is too important to talk to lowly us. GM: I'm sure it's not like that at all, Bucky. In fact, we know better than most people that sometimes on live television, things just don't work out as expected. For example, at Memorial Day Mayhem, there were a couple of items we were scheduled to present that we were unable to due to time constraints. BW: The Big Bucks Bikini Babe Blastoff? GM: I'm talking about the medical report regarding Erik Reid's condition. BW: Oh. Mine would have been more entertaining. GM: I'm sure. But the AWA offices as well as WKIK have been swamped for weeks with mail, phone calls, faxes, e-mail... everyone wanting to know the status of Erik Reid. So, I'm happy to say that before we go off the air here tonight, we will be bringing you that information. BW: Oh joy. GM: There was one other thing we were unable to present to you all at Memorial Day Mayhem - and that's the debut of a new competitor here in the AWA, Britain's own Wilton Stone! BW: Now you're talkin', Gordo. GM: Mr. Stone had come to Memorial Day Mayhem with the express purpose of being introduced to the crowd and we were unable to accomodate that - however, we are prepared to do so tonight. So, at this time, please join me in welcoming Wilton Stone to the AWA! ##Walk in silence,## ##Dont walk away, in silence.## [Atmosphere by Joy Division plays over the public address system and the crowd turns their attention to the entranceway. The song, unfamiliar to the fans of AWA, continues to play loudly.] ##See the danger,## ##Always danger,## ##Endless talking,## ##Life rebuilding,## ##Dont walk away.## [The songis slow and strange to the audience. The curtain swings open and emerging from behind it is Wilton Stone. Wearing a pin-striped suit, Stone is all business in his attire, stride and apparent demeanor. He slowly makes his way towards the announce desk, taking a good, hard look at the crowd. Unsure of how to respond, most remain silent. Some, recognizing him from other wrestling promotions, boo him.] GM: Wilton Stone, welcome to the American Wrestling Alliance! [Stone looks irritated at the outstretched hand of Gordon Myers. He reaches out towards it... ...and then goes right past it, snatching the mic away from Myers and turning away from him.] WS: So this is Texas, eh? [The crowd erupts!] WS: I cant remember a time when Ive seen a collection of more hillbillies than I am looking at right this very minute. [The fans' cheer for their home state quickly turns to boos for the AWA newcomer.] WS: I feel overdressed. Anyone have a ketchup-stained, beer-soaked, Texas Rangers t-shirt made before 1995 that I could borrow? [The crowd cheers as if to say, Yes, we are drinking beer.] WS: Some of you know me. For those of you in the dark, and I mean in regards to this show, as most of you are living in a dark world I want no view of.. [He laughs to himself and receives a reward of boos for the stab.] WS: We should have met at Mayhem, but apparently there was too much mayhem for the brass of AWA to handle on that memorable, Memorial Day. So what do they do? What do I get in return for 16 hours in airports and airplanes? A promise to appear tonight. Another promise. A promise kept. [Stone slowly nods his head, lifting a hand with one finger held up.] WS: AWA, that makes you one for two. Well, Ive got a promise for you. To the people in charge and the wrestlers who think they are, to the fans and anyone else within earshot of this broadcast. Im Wilton Stone and Im here to clean this place up by ridding it of fools and fakers. [He nods his head in his own agreement.] WS: I realize it may take awhile... ..but Im here to bring a little class to this dusted outfit. Unfortunately, for most of you, I keep my word at a much better rate than fifty percent. And youll never see a speck of dust on me. [Wilton pretends to brush dust off his jacket. He then takes his jacket off and tosses it over the announce desk.] WS: Im too good to simply come out here and challenge champions. In time, they will come to me. I will, however, accept the challenge of any and welcome them. I will welcome them all to this very ring and guide them through the shortest wrestling lesson of their lives. So come one, come all. Big dogs and little dogs. Believers and the unbelievable. Give me the chance to teach you all a lesson in not just wrestling, but pride, dignity and passion. I have a desire to be the best in this business and that desire has brought me here to the AWA. And I'm here to stay. [Stone grabs his jacket off the desk.] WS: Im thrilled at the opportunity and cant wait to get started. Ill see you all soon. [With that, Stone drops the microphone on the announce desk and Atmosphere by Joy Division strikes back up over the PA. He looks around one more minute at his surroundings before he exits the announce desk area, making his way back towards the locker room as we fade to black... ...and then back up to a shot showing the logos of Pro Wrestling Revolution, Sin City Wrestling, and Southern Championship Wrestling.] "From Day One, the American Wrestling Alliance was determined to give its fans the very best action available. And on Day One, our video library is officially open for business!" [Cut to a closeup of the Sin City Wrestling logo.] "Check out "High Profile" Darryl Styles on commentary. See the Upper Crust in action before they were the Upper Crust!" [Now to the Southern Championship Wrestling logo.] "Ricky Royal lit up the rings in SCW before he came to the AWA! "Stars and Stripes" Clayton Shaw was a SCW staple as well!" [And then the PWR logo.] "See Calisto Dufresne in action! And don't forget the ever-dangerous Kolya Sudakov!" [Cut back to the wide shot of all three logos.] "Events from all three promotions are available NOW exclusively through the AWA website via DVD or download! So, be the first on the block to be an AWA expert and check out all of this great action today!" [Fade to black... ...and then back up on the announce team.] GM: Welcome back, fans. It's been a wild night here in the WKIK Studios so far and we're not done yet. We've still got that big Main Event at the end of the Power Hour with Marcus Broussard and a partner of his choice taking on Mark Shaw and Ron Houston - what a match that'll be. Plus, we've got Tumaffi in action. The team of Werewolf Gregorson and Despair in action. And much, much more. But coming up next, we're going to take a look back at some more action from our recent tour of Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, and Oklahoma. BW: A tour that we didn't get to go on, by the way! Don't they know how much I love New Orleans? GM: I think that's why we didn't get to go actually. Fans, if you saw Memorial Day Mayhem, you saw that the rivalry between Ricky Royal and the mighty Tumaffi is nowhere near over. Tumaffi defeated Royal in the first round of the tournament in a very hard fought matchup - but Royal wasn't done. BW: That's right. That big Ragin' goof stuck his nose in Tumaffi's semifinal match with Mark Shaw and ended up getting the big Samoan counted out! GM: He did not directly interfere - but you would find it hard to argue that his presence did not distract Tumaffi and probably lead directly to the loss. Tumaffi, of course, was outraged and in fact, was caught on our Post Game Show destroying the rental car of Ricky Royal. BW: And I hope the sumgun didn't buy the insurance, daddy! GM: But that wasn't all for these two heated rivals over the past couple weeks. As you're about to see, for the past few weeks, Ricky Royal and Tumaffi have not been able to stay away from each other. BW: Oooooh, daddy, this was intense! GM: Indeed. BW: You've got two tough hombres gunning for one another like they's no tomorrow. 'Course, one of them's a good-for-nothin', goody-two-shoes, worthless, borin' piece of garbage. GM: That may be exaggerating. BW: And the other's a... well, a... GM: A beast? BW: Yup. GM: A monster? BW: Yup. Ain't no other words to describe Tumaffi. GM: Unfortunately, we did not have our video cameras at all of the recent events but we did get some still photos. Let's take a look! [Cut from ringside to a series of still shots with voiceover from the commentators. First, a wide shot of an arena; from afar, we see Tumaffi in the center of the ring, beating his chest. The next still is from ringside, showing a white-faced young man standing in one corner, staring at the Samoan. In the lower right-hand corner, the follow text fades in: "TUMAFFI VS. HOWIE LAMOREAUX - HOUSTON, TX - May 25, 2008".] BW: This was just the day after Memorial Day Mayhem and this one didn't look like it was going to last long, Gordo. GM: No, sir. [A series of stills: Tumaffi clotheslining Lamoreaux, Tumaffi bodyslamming him, Tumaffi in mid-air dropping an elbow on the poor kid.] BW: Gawd, the power! He just demolished this kid for a solid minute, minute-and-a-half. Howie didnt get a single jab in. Tumaffi just mowed him down. GM: And what a killer elbow drop that was by the big Samoan! Lamoreaux was basically done after that. BW: But Tumaffi wasn't! [We see a still of Tumaffi yanking Lamoreaux up by his hair followed by one of him PLANTING him with a falling slam, bringing all 405 pounds down on top of him... GM: But after this, rather than stay on him for the pin, he stood up, gave one of his big roars, and gave every indication that he was about to put this kid in the hospital. BW: What can we say? The man has a calling! GM: We've seen this type of thing from him before... and we've also seen Ricky Royal promise it wouldn't happen again. [Next, a still shot of the arena entranceway, showing Ricky Royal charging down the aisle in street clothes.] BW: And then this ol' waste of space ran down and got involved! [A still of Royal standing on the apron, engaged in a staredown with Tumaffi, while Lamoreaux is across the ring, pulling himself to his feet using the ropes. One last still, this one a close-up, with Tumaffi right in Royal's face and Royal pointing an index finger directly at the big Samoan.] GM: Royal's presence allowed Lamoreaux to very briefly take the upper hand, getting in a couple of-- BW: Couple of cheap shots! Couple of cheap right hands! GM: Tumaffi should have been concentrating on beating his opponent and nothing else. BW: Didn't matter, a fallaway slam later and Lamoreaxu was put out of his misery with a proper Polynesian Burial. [As they talked, we see a still of the aforementioned right hands from Lamoreaux to Tumaffi and then one of Tumaffi in mid-air about to come crashing down with all of his weight on Lamoreaux while Royal looks on from outside the ring.] GM: But Royal's presence served to ensure that Tumaffi had no way of sending Lamoureaux out of that arena in an ambulance. And afterwards, he stuck around to make sure the kid wouldn't feel Tumaffi's wrath... which was a good idea. [Another still of Tumaffi leaping, about to come crashing down on Lamoreaux with a second Polynesian Burial... followed by a still of Royal yanking Lamoreaux out of the ring by his foot, while Tumaffi's smacks into the mat face-first.] GM: But this was just the beginning... [One last shot of Tumaffi, in the ring, and Royal, on the floor, glaring at one another... before we cut to a new arena and a new match: "TUMAFFI VS. PAUL SAGER - SAN ANTONIO, TX - MAY 26th, 2008"] GM: This time, Royal made his entrance early. [A still of Ricky walking down the aisle, shot from behind so we can see Tumaffi and Sager circling one another at the beginning of the match.] BW: Keeps stickin' in his nose where it don't belong. [Still of Sager getting leveled by right hand, then Tumaffi landing a big legdrop.] GM: As usual, Paul Sager was no match for Tumaffi. BW: Kid got his butt handed to him all match long. GM: But after Tumaffi had the surefire pin, he pulled Sager up off the mat... [A still of Tumaffi powerslamming Sager, the young man looking absolutely unconscious, followed by a still of Tumaffi having pulled him to his feet and propping him up in the corner against the ropes.] GM: Which had Royal incensed. [A shot of Royal standing on the ring apron, his eyes wild and his mouth wide open in a shout as he watches Tumaffi sizing Sager up for a devastating avalanche.] GM: Royal's actions distracted Tumaffi, who charged over and shoved Royal off the apron... [A shot of Royal falling to the floor, Tumaffi towering above him from inside the ring. The next still is of Royal, his eyes still wild, standing on the floor and looking at the referee and pointing at the big Samoan, followed by a still of Royal jawing up at Tumaffi.] BW: Royal had the referee and Tumaffi tied up for a good 30, 45 seconds, which was a cheap tactic to let Sager get back to his senses. GM: And get back to them he did! At least for a moment. Using every ounce of strength he had left... [And now a still of Tumaffi being upended and rolled up into an inside cradle from behind, the referee dropping to his knees to count.] GM: To roll Tumaffi up for VERY nearly a three count! BW: Luckily, Tumaffi kicked out at the last second... GM: And Sager was just out of steam at this point. [Stills of Tumaffi clotheslining him and falling on him with a Polynesian Burial.] GM: And that was a wrap... [Still of Royal pulling Sager out of the ring by his foot again as Tumaffi rolls to his feet, the referee raising his arm in the air.] GM: With Royal again likely saving someone from the post-match wrath of Tumaffi. [With the next still comes another title: "RICKY ROYAL VS. BRAD DILLON - OKLAHOMA CITY, OK - MAY 30th, 2008"] GM: And when it was the Ragin' Rebel's turn to get into the ring, we ended up with a pretty similar situation. [A still on Royal, in his full ring attire this time, lined up opposite a young man who looks intimidated to be under the bright lights.] GM: Turned out not to be a particular competative contest... [A still of Royal raining rights and lefts down on Dillon in the corner... another one him driving Dillon to the mat with a bulldog...] BW: Amazing how easy it is to win a match when no one runs down to ringside to distract you. GM: Yeah. Also amazing how easy it is to win a match without putting anyone in the hospital. [Still of Royal hurling Brad Dillon to the mat on his back with the Missisippi River Plunge and the one of him covering the young man.] GM: Anyway, it was what happened after the match that is notable. [A still of Ricky climbing into the crowd, with Dillon left lying in the ring in the background.] BW: Royal, always the fan favorite, getting cocky, basking in the adulation of his fans... and turnin' his back. [Now a still of Tumaffi charging down to the ring, followed by a still of him pulling a half-conscious Dillon to his feet inside the ring and destroying him with a belly to belly suplex!] GM: Looking for a measure of revenge, Tumaffi showed up and started taking his aggression out on another innocent victim. BW: No such thing as innocent in this business. I'm sure Brad Dillon did somethin' to tick somebody off at some point. GM: Maybe, but we know for a FACT that Tumaffi and Ricky Royal have ticked each other off! [Still of Royal back in the ring, charging at Tumaffi, then one of Royal raining blows down on the big Samoan, and one of Tumaffi shoving Royal halfway acropss the ring.] GM: Tumaffi's got a ton of power in that body... but Royal's got a lot of heart. [Still of Royal back on his feet, again raining lefts and rights to the face of Tumaffi, before one final still of him clotheslining the big Samoan over the top rope and dumping him to the floor. One final shot of Royal with both arms raised in the center of the ring, Tumaffi glaring at him from the floor, on one knee. Cut back to the WKIK studios where we again see Gordon and Bucky.] GM: So that brings you up to date on this particular rivalry. But with Tumaffi scheduled to wrestle here in just a few moments, I can't help but think Ricky Royal will be watching very closely. If history's any indication, we may even find himself out here at ringside again. Fans, let's go up to Melissa to check out the mighty Tumaffi in action! [We cut to the ring where Melissa Cannon is standing.] MC: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit. Introducing first, already in the ring at this time... standing 5'11 and weighing in at 205 pounds... from Austin, Texas... Cal Casey! [A spunky young man, Casey pumps a fist in the air at the announcement.] MC: And his opponent... [A single deep bass drum beats... BOOM. Then again, a little louder. And again. With the sound of rain in the background, the drum beats resound throughout the arena, like the approaching footsteps of some terrible monster. Upon their climax, the crackling BOOM of a thunderbolt is heard over the PA.] BW: I get chills down my spine every single time, daddy. It never fails. GM: It certainly is one of the most intimidating entrances in the AWA. [Hollow-sounding drumbeats and reedy-toned woodwinds form an ominous tune (amongst the backdrop of the thunderstorm) over the PA, as the behemoth form of Tumaffi steps forth from the curtain to a huge shower of boos.] GM: And there he is, Bucky. The man that many people feel was robbed out of a place in the National Title Tournament finals by Ricky Royal. BW: There's no doubt, Gordo. I wouldn't want to pick a winner in a match between Tumaffi and Marcus Broussard but you can bet that Royal at LEAST cost Tumaffi a shot at the gold. He had Shaw beaten like a three-legged mutt in a dogsled race, daddy! [The monstrous Samoan pays the fans little mind as he marches down the aisle. A mountain of muscle and fat, the dark-toned Tumaffi has massive shoulders, thick limbs, and a big round gut. His hair is nearly as mountainous as his physique, as he sports a wild black mane that would make a lion envious! His long, cascading hair and beard seem connected in a way that leaves little visible determining point as to where one ends and the other begins. So hairy is the man that it is difficult to make out his brown-eyed, big-nosed face.] MC: From the Island of Samoa, weighing in at four hundred and five pounds... TUUUUUUMAAAAAAFFI! [Clad in a loose flowing black silk robe with a dark-colored floral design, Tumaffi strides up the ring steps and onto the apron. He wrings his taped hands expectantly, before stepping through the ropes. Shedding his robe to reveal full-length black trunks with metallic copper outlined patterns on it (depicting a beachfront storm), and taped bare feet, Tumaffi sneers at the fans before extending his arms out to his sides in a proud, defiant "what do you think of this?" gesture. Bellowing at the top of his lungs, Tumaffi decrees his defiance of any that would dare oppose him... ...which includes young Cal Casey who decides a quick start may give him some chance to get some offense in.] GM: Here we go! "DING! DING! DING!" [Casey storms the corner, leaping into the air with a tackle that knocks Tumaffi back a half step into the buckles. Casey immediately pulls Tumaffi into a side headlock, firing clenched fists at the massive skull of the Samoan... ...who promptly hoists Casey off the mat, stepping a couple feet away from the corner.] GM: Uh oh. BW: Look at the power, Gordo! That's a two hundred pound man he's just holding up like a trophy that a fisherman pulled in! [With a mighty toss, Tumaffi sends Casey crashing down to the canvas in a heap.] GM: Goodness. A lot of power on display by the big man. And by the look on his face, I would not want to be Cal Casey right now. BW: What a goof! He offended the big man by attacking him before the bell. It's not bad enough you're going to get pummeled by Tumaffi but you want to make him mad too? Unbelievable! GM: Casey up to a knee, trying to get up before Tumaffi comes to him. [The Samoan slowly walks over to his prey, taking the time to stare out at the jeering crowd... ...and getting a pair of right hands driven into his ample midsection for his efforts.] GM: Casey's fighting back! He's not going down without a fight and- [Tumaffi simply brings one of his massive arms down from over his head, smashing Casey across the skull with a chop that puts the Texan back down on the mat.] GM: No effect. He was getting pummeled in the gut and it had absolutely no effect on Tumaffi. BW: That chop sure had an effect though - and that's the great thing about Tumaffi in the ring. The simplest move will have just so much impact. Most guys can't drop someone with a single chop, Gordo, but Tumaffi definitely can. GM: He certainly can - and he certainly did. [Tumaffi uses his bare foot to roll Casey to his back, staring up at the lights... ...and then leaps into the air, bringing all 405 pounds down across the torso with a crushing elbowdrop.] GM: Ohhh! BW: That'll knock the wind out of you. GM: That might knock your lungs out of you. [Tumaffi lies still, his arm draped over the chest as he gestures for the referee.] GM: This could be it right here. One! Two! Thr- [The crowd boos as Tumaffi sits up, breaking his own pin attempt. He sneers at the protesting official as he slowly regains his feet, pulling Casey's dead weight off the mat by the hair.] GM: See, now this... this is exactly what Ricky Royal has a problem with, Bucky. There's no need for this. He had the man beat right there with the elbowdrop! BW: You don't want to see what other weapons he has in his aresenal? GM: No! [Tumaffi wraps his big hand around the throat of his opponent, turning him around to face all four sides of the ring... ...when suddenly the crowd bursts into cheers.] GM: Uh oh - and here comes the Ragin' Rebel! BW: He's got no business being out here and you know it, daddy! GM: He's put Tumaffi on warning - no more opponents are going to the hospital on his watch! Ricky Royal has pledged to prevent another Erik Reid incident from happening! [The massive Samoan pauses when he spots Royal, lifting his free hand to point at him. The referee moves to the ropes, trying to get Royal to leave the ringside area.] GM: Tumaffi is distracted again! He can't keep his focus whenever Ricky Royal is- [The crowd cheers as Casey slaps the arm holding his throat away... ...and lashes out with a hard superkick that catches Tumaffi squarely on the chin!] GM: Ohhh! Tumaffi looks stunned! He looks dazed! [A cheering Ricky Royal slaps the canvas a few times, trying to rally the fans behind young Cal Casey.] GM: Cal Casey needs to seize the moment here! [Casey charges to the ropes, rebounding back... ...and connecting with a flying forearm that bounces off the skull of the Samoan!] GM: Big flying forearm connects! BW: It did nothing! No effect! GM: He didn't take the big man down but Tumaffi still looks wobbly, Bucky! Tumaffi still looks like- Casey to the ropes again. [The spunky Texas rebounds back, hurling himself into the air with a cross bodyblock... ...that results in him getting snatched out of the sky.] GM: CAUGHT! [Tumaffi steps away from the ropes to the middle of the ring, carrying Casey across his body as he glares at Ricky Royal who looks on from the floor.] BW: He's gonna send Royal a message right now, Gordo! GM: What is he going to do with Cal Casey? He's got him held in the air - totally helpless for... no! [The 405 pounder effortlessly tosses Casey up into the air, stepping forward to catch him on his broad shoulders... ...and plummets backwards, smashing Casey into the canvas with a Samoan Drop!] GM: OHHHHHH! [The air lets out of the crowd as Tumaffi leans back, applying an arrogant cover.] GM: One. Two. Thr- oh, come on! [The crowd boos and Ricky Royal bristles as Tumaffi sits up off his opponent, shaking his head as he does so.] BW: Haha! I love it, Gordo! Tumaffi is telling Ricky Royal that he controls his own destiny. He decides when he's going to finish off an opponent - not Ricky friggin' Royal! GM: Tumaffi climbs back to his feet... [Where Ricky Royal immediately leaps up on the ring apron, protesting to the official.] BW: Get him down from there! GM: I suppose I have to agree with that. Royal has no business being up on the ring apron. He needs to stay out on the floor if he's going to be out here for this match. [Sneering at Royal, Tumaffi leans over to pull a motionless Casey off the canvas once more.] GM: Just finish the poor soul, would you? BW: He will. GM: When? BW: When he's good and ready to, daddy! [Holding Casey by the hair, Tumaffi glares at Royal once again... ...and then changes his grip into a two-handed choke.] GM: Choke! That's a blatant choke right in front of the referee! [Tumaffi hoists Casey off the mat, holding him in the air by the throat as the referee counts.] GM: Two... three... four... fi- [Just before the DQ would come, Tumaffi hurls his helpless opponent into the turnbuckles near Royal, pointing at him with a beefy arm.] GM: Oh no. Not this. BW: Somebody get a sponge to clean up the ring! GM: TUUUUUMAAAAAAFFIIIIIIIII! [The massive Samoan rumbles across the ring at top speed, charging in for a corner splash.] GM: AVALANCH- [The crowd erupts as a desperate Ricky Royal grabs Casey by the wrist, yanking him clear from the corner at the last moment, a move that sends Tumaffi crashing chestfirst to the buckles.] GM: OHHH! HE MISSED! HE MISSED THE AVALANCHE! BW: Thanks to Ricky Royal! Royal yanked Casey out of the- "DING! DING! DING!" GM: The referee called for the bell. Tumaffi's going to win this one by disqualification but- [The crowd roars again as Royal steps through the ropes, peppering Tumaffi with clenched fists to the head.] GM: Right hand! Right hand! Right hand! Right hand! [Grabbing the massive wrist, Royal fires Tumaffi across the ring to the turnbuckles, and then leaps up to the middle turnbuckle himself.] GM: Here we go! [Royal starts raining down clenched fists from his elevated position, driving his knuckles into the temple of the big man from Samoa.] "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FIVE!" "SIX!" "SEVEN!" "EIGHT!" "NINE!" "TEN!" "ELEVEN!" "TWELVE!" "THIRTEEN!" "FOURTEEN!" "FIFT- OHHHHHHHH!" [The crowd groans as Tumaffi reaches up and hurls Royal off the middle rope... ...but the Ragin' Rebel quickly recovers, charging back in.] GM: Royal will not be deni- ohhhh! [At the last moment, Tumaffi sidesteps, throwing Royal chestfirst into the corner.] BW: You were saying? [As Royal stumbles out of the buckles, Tumaffi grabs him by the head, driving his knee up into the upper body of the Ragin' Rebel.] GM: Kneelift by Tumaffi, trying to- ohh! Another knee up into the chest. [Grabbing Royal by the throat, Tumaffi physically hurls Royal back into the turnbuckles.] GM: Uh oh. BW: Oh yeah, daddy! Tumaffi's gonna finish this goof once and for all! [The big Samoan slowly backs across the ring towards the opposite corner, ignoring the referee's pleas to stop.] GM: He's sizing up Royal for the avalanche in the corner. Ricky Royal looks helpless. He looks like he- TUMAFFI! [Tumaffi stampedes across the ring, ready to smash his rival into bits in the turnbuckles... ...but at the last moment, Cal Casey leaps in front of Royal, shielding the Ragin' Rebel's body with his own!] GM: OHHHHHHHHH! [Tumaffi backs away, a bit shocked at Casey's act of bravery, especially when Casey melts away to the mat, flat on his face as a surprised Ricky Royal drops to his knees, checking on the young man from Austin, Texas.] GM: Cal Casey just... he just threw his body in front of a rampaging Tumaffi to save Ricky Royal! Did you see that, Bucky? BW: I saw it but I don't believe it. That kid is nuts! GM: Casey is hurt - Royal is checking on him. How grateful must Ricky Royal be right now? BW: Very! Cal Casey just risked his career - heck, his life - to save Royal from the avalanche. GM: We're going to need some help out here for Cal Casey, I believe. Fans, do not go away - up next, we've got more highlights from the tour! [Our camera cuts to a shot of Tumaffi retreating, leaving Royal behind to care of Cal Casey as AWA medical staff charges the ring. And with that, we fade to black... ...and then back up on a screen with the AWA logo splashed across the top with a "Live Events Schedule" graphic underneath. The backdrop is some generic space photograph showing the moon and some stars.] "Join all the stars of the American Wrestling Alliance as they come to your town!" [The screen changes to show a graphic reading "JUNE 29th - LIVE TV TAPING."] "Come on out on to the WKIK Studios in Dallas, Texas on June 29th for a Live Television Taping." [The graphic changes to show a list of cities, venues, and dates.] "On July 5th, we'll be right back in the WKIK Studios for a very special television taping. On July 11th, we'll be back in Houston, Texas for another AWA live event. On July 12th, we're heading to San Antonio. And on July 13th, the AWA makes its Austin, Texas debut. July 19th finds the AWA back in the WKIK Studios for another live television taping. We wrap up the month of July on the 25th, 26th, and 27th on the road with cities to be announced!" [The graphic changes back to the original AWA logo and "Live Events Schedule" showing a smaller version of the three announced shows.] "The AWA - the Major League of Professional Wrestling! Don't miss it when it comes to your town!" [And we fade away from the graphic... ...and back up to the announce team.] GM: The American Wrestling Alliance is taking the wrestling world by storm one event at a time and you do not want to miss us when we come to your hometown. BW: That's right, daddy. Who would want to miss Tumaffi puttin' some blue collar cow milker through the canvas? GM: During our break, the AWA medical staff helped Cal Casey out of the ring and we're happy to report that they believe he only suffered some bruising of the ribs. Good news. BW: Maybe that coward Ricky Royal won't feel so bad about hiding behind him now. GM: Hiding behin- give me a break, Bucky! Fans, we just talked about how you don't want to miss the AWA on tour when it comes your way and we're about to show you another reason why. During the week before Memorial Day Mayhem, a bit of news might have slipped under the radar when the tag team of Rough N Ready, upset at not being able to compete in Ft. Worth, made a challenge to The Upper Crust for a tag team match. BW: That's right. And we all assumed it was a pointless challenged because the Upper Crust's agent, Ben Waterson, was out of the country on a talent finding trip. There was no way the match could be made. GM: But Bling Bling Beaumont and "Supersonic" Shannon Stokes thought otherwise. They went over their agent's head - ending their holdout that Waterson had declared - and they signed for the match with Rough N Ready. That match took place during the AWA's live event tour on May 31st in the Lakefront Arena in New Orleans, Louisiana. Our cameras were present for that night so right now, let's get some words from Rough N Ready right before the match and then we'll be showing you exclusive live event highlights of the showdown between Rough N Ready and The Upper Crust! [We cut away from the announce team to footage marked "May 31st - New Orleans, Louisiana - AWA Live Event." Fade up on the members of Rough N Ready, David Cooper on the left, Eric Matthew Somers on the right, and Sarah Sharpe in between them, along with Gordon Myers, standing alongside a makeshift version of the AWA commentators position.] Gordon: Fans, I'm here with Rough N Ready as they prepare for tonight's match against The Upper Crust... now, gentlemen, your manager put this open contract out for the Upper Crust to sign, despite the fact their agent, Ben Waterson, did not appear interested in getting matches for his charges... the two men signed the contract, so what is the gameplan going into tonight's match? Eric: You keep using that term "gentlemen" like it means something to us, Gordon... but the truth is, Dave and I aren't about to be acting like gentlemen. It's not because we got an axe to grind with the Upper Crust... it's just because what Dave and I do best is go into the ring, beat up the opposition, then head back to the dressing room smiling about what we just did. And really, that's all that matters, isn't that right, Dave? Dave: [a slight smile on his face] See, Gordon, my partner has been pretty anxious to get another chance to show what he can do in that ring... and to tell you the truth, I've been a little impatient myself. Sure, we got that Rumble match to start, but that was more about everyone being out for themselves than it was than showing everyone just how good of a unit that Eric and myself are. So, after one tag team match, here we are, touring and showing everyone what makes AWA the best thing going... but also showing The Upper Crust that we mean business, and we are going to prove that, regardless of age, that we are destined to be the premier tag team in the AWA. Gordon: Yet this tag match has been a result of Shannon Stokes and Bling Bling Beaumont signing the contract on their own, without their agent having a chance to look over it. What do you think Ben Waterson's response is going to be regarding this challenge you made and his team's decision to take you up on it? Sarah: Gordon, I recall a couple weeks ago that Ben Waterson was making a big deal about how he was going to show everyone just what made him such a great managerial talent... but the problem is, he's been leaving his clients high and dry. Now, if you're going to prove that you are a dependable manager, you better make sure you aren't just talking a good game, but demonstrating to the men you represent that you are truly interested in what is best for their career. And if Waterson thinks that what is best for the career of his men is to leave them hanging... well, I'd seriously question how good of a manager he is. Gordon: That some fairly strong words, Sarah. Sarah: Strong words, Gordon... I'd call it the truth. When I agreed to represent these two individuals [motioning back to Eric and Dave] I knew that meant I had a job to do and to do it well. Now, I may not have gotten a match for these men at Memorial Day Mayhem, but I kept pushing to get them booked to a match at some point. So here we are... The Upper Crust has accepted the challenge, and after tonight, I'm going to continue showing I am committed to Rough N Ready and ensuring that I do what is best for their careers... and that's finding them competition. If Waterson isn't willing to do that for his men, then perhaps Waterson should be getting out of this place. Eric: [grinning] Gordon, do you see why Sarah is handling our business affairs? It ain't just because she's Dave's wife... [To which Dave and Sarah both smile at.] Eric: It's because she knows how to do her job well. Maybe if Waterson weren't spending so much time schmozzing with the folks in the AWA front offices, he might actually do his job well too. Dave: Personally, Eric, the way I see it is this... tonight, Waterson isn't our concern. Our concern is The Upper Crust, and while Eric and I certainly respect what the two of you bring to the ring, the two of you are going to learn not just to respect what we bring to the ring, but to learn that Rough N Ready is settling for nothing less than being the best. Gordon: Thank you, Rough N Ready, for your time. [We fade from a shot of the trio... ...to a shot of inside the ring. We are obviously a few minutes into the match between the Upper Crust and Rough N Ready as the crowd is heated up. Shannon Stokes has Dave Cooper in the corner at this point, lighting up his chests with chops as Bling Bling Beaumont cheers him on from the apron. By the way, there is no sign of Ben Waterson at ringside. Our announcers provide voiceover.] GM: So, now you can see- BW: Wait a cotton-pickin' second, Gordo! I thought you didn't go on the tour either! GM: Errr, well, I- BW: I see how it works! They leave the man who the fans pay to see at home and take ol' Stiff And Stoic with 'em? GM: Bucky, I- BW: Just call the match, Gordo. I'm goin' on strike for this segment. [An irish whip by Stokes sends Dave Cooper crashing into the opposite corner. A loud scream from Stokes draws a few cheers from the crowd as he puts his "Supersonic" nickname on display by sprinting across the ring at top speed before leaving his feet and driving both feet squarely into the chest of Cooper!] GM: Ohhh! Big running dropkick into the corner. And Shannon Stokes is showing why "Supersonic" is not just a clever nickname for him. He simply is one of the fastest men in our business, Bucky. BW: ... GM: Alrighty then. Stokes snapmares Cooper out of the corner... [And rattles his spine with a hard kick to the lower back that sends another mixed reaction through the crowd.] GM: The fans are having a hard time booing The Upper Crust despite their poor tastes in managerial representation. Everywhere they've gone, Stokes and Beaumont, have been very popular fan favorites. [Pulling Cooper to his feet, Stokes drags him back to the corner of The Upper Crust, making the exchange with the lanky Bling Bling Beaumont who slingshots over the ropes before hitting a big European Uppercut that knocks Cooper back against the ropes.] GM: Beaumont has him trapped against the ropes, a long, long way from his partner who is looking for the tag. Beaumont and Stokes need to use their speed and quickness if they want to stand a chance against Rough N Ready. [An irish whip by Beaumont sends Cooper across the ring to the ropes.] GM: Irish whip... leapfrog by Beaumont... did you see the height on that? [As Cooper rebounds off the blind side, Beaumont leaps right back up, kicking his legs out in a blind leapfrog that brings cheers from the fans for the athleticism.] GM: Wow! Cooper off the ropes again. [And Beaumont leaps again, this time snaring his opponent's heads between his legs, whipping him over to the mat with a rana that brings the fans to their feet!] GM: A big headscissors takedown by Beaumont had Rough N Ready in trouble in the early minutes of the match... [The footage jumps forwards another couple minutes to around the five minute point in the mat. Bling Bling Beaumont is up top, leaping off with a cross body... ...that Dave Cooper ducks, causing Beaumont to crash into the mat as Cooper dives at his corner, slapping the outstretched hand of the big man, Eric Matthew Somers.] GM: TAG! [The big 6'9 monster lumbers into the ring, drilling a rising Beaumont with a big running clothesline that causes Beaumont to completely flip in the air before crashing back down to the mat.] GM: Ohhhh! What a clothesline by Cooper! [Trying to aid his partner, Shannon Stokes leaps into the air, springing off the ropes to attack Cooper... ...and gets snatched out of the air in a bearhug that Cooper holds for a moment before sitting out in a spinebuster slam!] GM: SPINEBUSTER! Eric Matthew Somers plants Stokes to the canvas... and listen to these fans in New Orleans! [Somers climbs up off the mat, dragging Beaumont back to his feet.] GM: Big forearm shiver knocks Beaumont back into the corner. A 350 pounder threw that forearm at Beaumont... that'll loosen your filling, eh Bucky? BW: ... GM: Just thought I'd check. [A big whip by Somers sends Beaumont to the opposite corner... ...and a big stampeding clothesline in the corner knocks Beaumont off his feet and down to the mat.] GM: The clotheslines were flying from Eric Matthew Somers... but it wouldn't be enough. Take a look. [The footage cuts ahead another few minutes to show all four men in the ring, battling like wildcats.] GM: With the time running low, chaos broke loose inside the ring. Stokes was trading right hands with Cooper. Beaumont was using those lanky legs to light Somers with kicks. [A dropkick from both Upper Crust members send their opponents back to the ropes.] GM: Stokes and Beaumont went for a double whip here... but Cooper and Somers managed to reverse it. [As Stokes approaches Cooper, Cooper dips his head down, pulling both of Stokes' legs into the air... ...and slamming him hard in a modified standing spinebuster. He quickly folds up the legs, turning Stokes over into a Texas Cloverleaf. At the same time, the rebounding Beaumont gets backdropped to the mat near the ropes.] GM: CLOVERLEAF! Cooper traps Stokes in the Texas Cloverleaf, looking for the submission victory. Seeing his partner in trouble, Beaumont got quickly up to try and make the save... [But a running big boot from the 6'9 Somers sending Beaumont sailing over the ropes to the floor, leaving Stokes all alone with no choice but to...] GM: Stokes taps out! You see right there, Shannon Stokes tapping out to the Texas Cloverleaf - and that's a big win for the team of Rough N Ready out on the road for the AWA! [The camera catches a shot of Cooper and Somers celebrating with their manager Sarah... ...and then fades back out to our announce team live in the WKIK Studios.] GM: So, as you can see as we close in on the end of Hour One, it was an exciting first tour for the AWA - and AWA live events are something you just can't understand unless you're there. BW: We have one more arena show recap to show, don't we? GM: Oh, you're talking again? BW: Well, I couldn't leave you to do this alone. The network suits are already panicked that we're losing viewers. GM: Give me a break, Bucky. I think you came out of your cone of silence because of who is coming up next on Saturday Night Wrestling. BW: I don't know what you're talking about. GM: I'm sure. Fans, at this time, may I present to you the _first_ ever AWA National Champion! The San Jose Shark, Marcus Broussard! ["Super Bon Bon" by Soul Coughing plays throughout the WKIK Studios and the fans erupt in boos, and go to an even higher level when Broussard walks out. Attired in a black pin striped suit, left open at the collar, with a pair of sweet shades firmly in place, Broussard makes a show of dusting off the National Title and placing it reverently on his shoulder. Behind him strides the Super Ninja, faceless, emotionless white from head to toe. The music dies down but the boos do not, and Marcus settles in close to Myers, the pride etched in every movement.] GM: You seem to be a few pounds heavier, Mr. Broussard. MB: You could say that, Gordon Myers, and youd be right. However, you could also say that Im a few pounds lighter. For many, many years I carried around with me the added weight of having never won the top title. I have watched as men who couldnt carry my tassled boots to the ring parade around with belts of gold and silver, and proclaim themselves as _the_ man in professional wrestling. I had to bite my lip, Gordon Myers, and bide my time. And by God, when the AWA offered me the opportunity to wrestle, I knew my time was at hand. I knew it was my time to be just as dominant and just as great as I possibly could be. I called myself the pillar of the AWA and then I went out and won the National Title. [Broussard holds the belt up to Myers and then to the camera.] MB: And that means I am everything I said I was. Every nickname, every accolade ha ha, this belt makes them all true. Ohhh, Gordon Myers, aint it great to be on top of the world? [Marcus grins like a Cheshire cat as Myers eyes up the title, and then Super Ninja.] GM: I suppose it is, Mr. Broussard. You certainly had a pair of grueling matches at Memorial Day Mayhem, but the man you beat had a trio of them. Lady luck was certainly on your side, wouldnt you agree? MB: They dont call her lady luck for nothin, Gordon, she knows how to pick a winner! Its a crying shame that Rick Marley got jumped like he did, and it makes my heart bleed to know that Mark Shaw was at a disadvantage. But let me tell you something Myers, and mark my words people, because this is the champ talking life is not fair. Its not always rainbows and butterflies, Gordon, sometimes youve got to fight through adversity. Its a real bummer that you got your clock cleaned, Marley, and its an injustice that you had to wrestle three matches, Shaw, but I would have walked through the fiery rings of hell to get my hands on this. If this is what you wanted, then you should have found a way to get it. I would have wrestled seven times against a Russian tank to get this gold, and believe me when I tell you that I would have found a way to get through it. This belt isnt any less precious because Rick Marley got jumped, the win isnt any less sweet because Mark Shaw got the short end of the stick. Weve all been there, boys, but the great ones regroup and get better. If you want to get a shot at this gold, send your petition to the Championship Committee just like everyone else. And make the most of it when you get your shot at it, because I intend to keep a stranglehold on this belt for a long, long, time. GM: Well, there is certainly a long list of contenders who would like to argue that point with you- [Myers' attention diverts from Broussard to off-camera.] GM: And this man might be one of them. ["This man" happens to be Adam Rogers, who walks into the interview area and the view of the camera. Super Ninja immediately positions himself between the champ and the Natural, prompting Rogers to immediately hold his hands up as Myers repositions himself between them all so the microphone can catch every word.] AR: Hang on...hang on now. I'm not out here to cause any problems. I simply came out here to congratulate the new National Heavyweight Champion. I had to do it now, Gordon, because for some reason...and I can't seem to understand this...for some reason, Marcus won't return any phone calls. [Rogers pauses, throwing a casual glance at the Ninja before turning his focus to Broussard.] AR: Now look...I understand, Marcus, that you came here to make a name for yourself, by yourself. I understand that you aren't interested in playing second fiddle, or being anything but the high man on the proverbial totem pole. That's cool. I don't know if you see me as a threat, or if you're worried about having to sit in the back seat again with me wrestling in an AWA ring, or if you're simply wanting to leave the past where it was. But Marcus...we walked a few miles down a long and winding road together. We've been in the trenches. We've battled the best, and we came out with hands raised in victory. Your past, Marcus, has helped you get to where you are today. Don't forget that. [The final EMWC World Champion holds the AWA Champion's stare for a brief but tense moment.] AR: Again, let me say congratulations. You deserve that title. I knew going into the night that no one was going to beat you. Not Houston, not Shaw, not Tumaffi, no one. That night was yours. But before you get too far ahead of yourself and start thinking about a long title reign...remember that you've got two choices. You can either learn from the past... [Dramatic pause!] AR: Or allow it to be your downfall. [With those final words, Rogers promptly turns and walks out of the camera view and into the back.] GM: Mr. Broussard? What did he mean by that? [The San Jose Shark ignores the question, still staring off in the distance where Rogers made his exit. He shakes his head, and with a quick gesture he and the Super Ninja make their exit.] GM: We'll be right back for the Power Hour! [And with that, we fade to black... After a moment, we fade back up on a very long shot of the exterior of a pretty dingy looking building.] "Have you ever dreamed of fame?" [Cut a little closer.] "Of glory?" [A little closer.] "Of your friends and family seeing you on television?" [And just a little closer, revealing a red, white, and blue sign that reads "AWA Combat Corner."] "Well, now you can make all your dreams come true by signing up today at the AWA Combat Corner - the official training school for the American Wrestling Alliance!" [We cut to the interior of the building where we can see lots of standard gym equipment surrounding a very basic wrestling ring. There are people lifting weights, running on treadmills, and of course, working out in the ring.] "With the very best trainers in the business, the AWA Combat Corner is the most-equipped training facility to get you in shape and get you in the ring in the shortest amount of time!" [Cut into the ring where Todd Michaelson is barking out instructions.] "With former World Champion Todd Michaelson leading the classes, you can guarantee that you will be prepared for in-ring action upon graduation and with the AWA expanding by the day, you will have a place to work on Day One!" [Two young students are grappling on the canvas.] "So, stop by the Combat Corner today... call our offices... visit our website... and let them know that you want to be the next AWA Superstar! You want to be the future of the business! You want to wrestle!" [Fade to a graphic that has all the info on the AWA Combat Corner. We freeze there for a moment... ...and then fade back up on the announce desk where Gordon Myers and Bucky Wilde have been joined by two fearsome individuals.] GM: Welcome back to AWA Saturday Night Wrestling, fans, and to kick off the Power Hour, we have very obviously been joined by Vladimir Velikov and his nephew, the Russian War Machine, Kolya Sudakov. Gentlemen, I understand that AWA security is preventing Werewolf Gregorson and Despair from coming out here right now so... well, the floor is yours. [Velikov grabs Myers' by the sleeve of his jacket, yanking his arm and the mic towards him.] VV: Let your pathetic Americans go! Security, let them go! Bring me the Werewolf! Bring Kolya the Despair! We do not fear your Americans, Comrade Myers. Did you see not your Mayhem show? [Myers nods his head.] GM: Yes, Mr. Velikov. I was right there at ringside when- [Velikov's gravelly voice interrupts.] VV: Then you see true Russian warriors destroy everyone AWA puts in our way? GM: Well, I saw you- VV: You saw myself and Kolya dominate your Werewolf and your Despair? GM: Well, not exac- VV: Comrade Myers, you disappoint me. [Bucky Wilde is chuckling like crazy now.] VV: Comrade Wilde? BW: Yes, sir! VV: Who was standing at the end of Mayhem match? BW: The Russians! VV: That is correct. And who was laid out with their head swelling... how you say... like a melon? BW: Heheh... Despair! VV: Also correct. Comrade Myers, why are you lacking in intelligence that Comrade Wilde seems to have? [Bucky cackles at this as Myers looks exasperated.] VV: Comrade Myers, tell me you saw your "Showtime" man after he stuck his American nose in Russian business. GM: I saw you take that big metal chain and- VV: No, no, no... what you saw was your "Showtime" man acting as a true American. GM: Now what on earth does that mean? VV: Your "Showtime" man invades our ring like you Americans do - sticking your nose in business that does not belong to you. And your "Showtime" man finds out what his ancestors knew and forgot to tell him. GM: I'm afraid to ask. VV: He found out that your weak, cowardly Americans ran from the Soviet Empire... your pathetic, snivelling Americans hid from Mother Russia... and your useless, hopeless Americans... when you stood and fought Mother Russia? You were broken... just like his neck. [And with that, Velikov and his nephew storm off the set, leaving Gordon Myers to shake his head in disbelief.] GM: Fans, let's go up to the ring. Unbelievable. [We cut to the ring where Melissa Cannon is standing.] MC: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit. Introducing first, already in the ring at this time, from Reno, Nevada... standing 5'11 and weighing in at 247 pounds... he is Ace Cole! [A mild shower of boos for the long bearded man wearing black tights with a playing card on the rear... and yes, it is an Ace.] MC: And his opponent... [The crowd starts cheering as the opening chords of Dropkick Murphys' "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" starts up.] BW: This guy? He's been so paranoid lately, I thought he was boarded up in his house. [The music continues as Melissa Cannon speaks.] MC: From Boston, Massachusetts... weighing in at 255 pounds... he is the WILD THING... KEEEEEVIN SLAAAAAATER! [The WKIK Studio audience goes nuts as Slater steps through the curtain. We immediately notice he's not in his ring gear, opting instead to stay in his street clothes apparently. He's wearing a pair of jeans with a Boston Celtics Larry Bird jersey as he charges the ring, diving headfirst under the ropes.] GM: Whoa! Look out! [Slater pops up to his feet in fighting position but doesn't storm the opponent. Instead, he peels off to the corner facing the entryway, stepping up to the midbuckle.] "COME AND GET ME! I'M RIGHT HERE!" [Slater spreads his arms wide in invitation.] GM: Kevin Slater apparently still searching for The Man With The Money. He and Luke Steele dispatched of both Spyder LZ and The Masked Menace at Memorial Day Mayhem, chasing them both out of the AWA... but there was no sign of the man who paid those two big brawlers to go after Slater in the first place, Bucky. BW: There wasn't and it's slowly driving Slater crazy. He's chased away his fiancee. He's got his friends freaked out to be around him. He spends every waking moment making lists of just who The Man With The Money could be. GM: From what I understand, he's been pouring over his video library of all his old matches, trying to find any suspect at all that he can add to the list. We know he pretty much considers anyone and everyone he's ever wrestled a suspect. BW: And you have to wonder if this is what The Man With The Money wanted all along, Gordo. Maybe he didn't care about taking Slater out physically... he wants to break him mentally. GM: You could be right. [The Wild Thing finally jumps back down off the second rope... ...and this time, he charges his opponent, barreling into him with a hard forearm shot that sends Cole stumbling back into the turnbuckles.] GM: Backed to the buckles already... "DING! DING! DING!" GM: There's the official start of the match... not that Slater cares at this junction. [Slater puts a hand on Cole's chest, keeping him in the buckles... ...and then blasts him with an overhand slap chop across the chest with the same hand.] GM: Good grief! What a shot, Bucky! [The referee steps towards the corner, ordering Slater to back away but the Wild Thing refuses... ...and then drills Cole with a reverse knife edge chop.] GM: Another hard chop... this one a knife edge... [Slater leans on his opponent, screaming at no one in particular.] "COME ON! COME GET ME NOW! MY BACK IS TURNED!" [Another hard chop across the chest drops Cole to a seated position in the corner as Slater is forced away from the corner by the referee.] GM: Slater backed off by the official. Ace Cole may have picked the wrong night to sign on to face the Wild Thing, Bucky. BW: With this paranoid fruitcake, when is there a good time to face him? [Slater abruptly shoves the referee aside, sprinting towards the corner and driving his knee squarely into the face of the seated Cole, knocking Cole's entire upper body between the bottom and middle ropes.] GM: Ohhhhh! BW: Cole might need some dental work done after that one. [The Wild Thing ignores the referee, dropping down to his back and rolling under the ropes.] GM: Uh oh. Slater's out on the floor now. Cole's in trouble. [Slater grabs Cole's scraggly hair with both hands, yanking his head up and leaning in to scream at him.] "DID HE BUY YOU TOO, YOU SONUVABITCH?! WHO IS HE?!" [Using the hair, Slater swings Cole's head down violently, slamming his face into the ring apron.] GM: Fans, I apologize for the language being used by Kevin Slater. We obviously do not condone that kind of speech on our telecasts. [Grabbing the hair again, Slater yanks Cole out to the floor, pulling him to his feet, leaning in again.] "WHERE IS HE, HUH?! BRING HIM OUT HERE!" [A hard slap across the face knocks Cole back down to the floor, an irate Slater stalking around the ringside area, glaring at the entryway.] GM: This is totally unlike the Kevin Slater we're used to seeing, fans. BW: The guy's playing with one card short of a royal flush, daddy-o! GM: I don't even know what that means. [Slater charges the rising Cole, drilling him with a running boot to the side of the face that sends him spiraling away, falling down near the front row of fans.] GM: Uh oh. BW: Maybe we should've invested in that barricade after the Shaw/Driscoll match. GM: Slater's got him out in the front row - the referee is warning him, starting his ten count now. BW: Why did he wait til now? This guy's a menace! [The Wild Thing grabs Cole by the hair, pulling him off the wooden bleachers... ...and then slamming his face into the seat!] GM: Ohhhh! BW: Now, why isn't that a DQ, Gordo? GM: I don't know. It certainly could be, I'd think. [Slater yanks Cole off the wooden benches, dragging him back towards the ring, hurling him under the ropes.] GM: Slater tosses him back in, climbing up on the apron... [The Wild Thing spreads his arms wide again, turning his back on the emergency exit.] "I'M WAITING! COME ON!" [Slater steps through the ropes, driving a hard right hand into a kneeling Ace Cole, knocking him flat on his back on the floor.] GM: Down goes Cole again. Slater's just dominating this man from Reno, Nevada. [The Wild Thing leans over the ropes, staring at the entryway.] GM: And still he just can't keep his focus, Bucky. After almost every move on offense, he calls for The Man With The Money or he comes to stare at the entrance to the ringside area. He really expects to be attacked at any time. BW: I guess you can't blame him, Gordo. For months, he WAS attacked almost every time he showed his face out here. First it was the Menace... then Spyder LZ... who knows who will show up next to go after that bounty? [Shaking his head, Slater turns away from the entryway, dragging Cole off the mat again.] GM: Front facelock by Slater... maybe a suplex... [With a scream of "COME GET THIS!", Slater hoists Cole into the air in a vertical suplex, holding... holding... holding... ...and then dropping straight down, slamming Cole's skull into the canvas!] GM: BRAINBUSTER! OHHHHH MY! [Slater looks annoyed as he rolls Cole over to his back, applying a sloppy lateral press.] GM: That oughta do it. One. Two. Three. "DING! DING! DING!" MC: Your winner of the match in a time of two minutes and fifty-seven seconds... The Wild Thing, KEEEEEVIN SLAAAATER! [Slater immediately shoves up to his feet, striking a defensive position.] BW: Look at this loony sumgun, Gordo! He's fightin' shadows and ghosts! GM: Well, he does seem to be a bit paranoid. BW: A bit? The guy's jumping at his own voice when he sings in the shower, daddy! [Seeing no enemies, Slater seems agitated as he rolls from the ring, stalking right past the announce desk as he makes his way out the exitway.] GM: Well, I guess we won't be speaking with the Wild Thing tonight. BW: You're not having much luck flagging down former World Champions for interviews tonight, are you? GM: Apparently not. A nice victory for Kevin Slater right there though as he- well, I was going to say as he works his way up the ladder towards the National Champion. But right now, I think Slater would prefer a shot at The Man With The Money. BW: Unfortunately for him, he has no idea when that shot is coming. GM: You got that right. From that match, we could see just how different Kevin Slater is acting. We spoke earlier about him alienating his fiancee, Megan. And we know he had some issues with his good friend, Luke Steele, prior to Memorial Day Mayhem. Some wondered if those issues would send Steele right back to wherever he came from after the show was over. Well, let's find out together, shall we? Luke Steele, everyone! ["I Am The Man" hits up on the studio speakers, and the crowd cheers modestly for the sight of Luke Steele dressed in bluejeans and an AWA t-shirt. Steele heads for the announce desk, slapping hands with people in the crowd on his way.] GM: The Real Deal taking a moment to greet some of our loyal fans here in the WKIK Studios that embraced him with open arms after five years away from the sport. [Steele reaches the desk and shakes Gordon's hand before standing next to the announcer.] GM: Thanks for joining us, Mr. Steele. LS: Thanks, pleasure to be out here. GM: Luke, you were invited to be on hand tonight so you can clear up a few rumors about your current status here in the AWA. Everyone knows you showed up simply to provide some backup for Kevin Slater in his ongoing crusade against The Man With The Money, but the real question everybody wants to know is this. Will you be sticking around? LS: [rubs his chin] Well Gordon, you're right. I got a phone call from Megan a few weeks back, to come out and give my old pal Kevin a hand with a few chumps giving him some trouble. I figured alright, I'll pop in for a couple of weeks and see how the old creaky body would handle being back in the ring. Much to my surprise, I felt pretty good out there at Mayhem. Hell, even got to come off the top rope like the old days. Surprised myself with it. [grins] Surprised Spyder too. [Myers returns the smile as he inquires further.] GM: So after the years of layoff, you still think you can hang with the young bucks? LS: Only one way to find out, baby doll. I'm stating my intent right here and now, that I'm signing with the AWA full time. I don't know how long I might last, but this here seems to be the place where things are happening. We just crowned a National Champion you know, Marcus Broussard's the dude to beat. Maybe I'll throw my name into the hat of challengers. Who knows? GM: What about the Cult of Personality? Kevin Slater has become increasingly paranoid over the situation with the bounty being placed over his head, to the point that he stopped training with you before Memorial Day Mayhem. Are you still interested in watching his back, or does your own career now take priority? [Steele shakes his head in a bit of dismay.] LS: Kev's a real emotional guy, always has been. And that's a lot of stress to deal with, always looking over your shoulder because you're a walking target that means cash to all these stragglers around the AWA. I'm still with the Wild Thing whenever he needs a second set of eyes, but right now I think he'll be be the first to tell you he needs to do the damn thing on his own. GM: Then the Cult of Personality? LS: It lives, when it's needed. [winks at the camera] Kinda like me. GM: Thanks for clearing things up Luke, and welcome to the AWA, officially. ["I Am The Man" fires up and Steele shakes hands with Myers again before making his exit as we fade to black... ...and then fade back up on a black screen with the AWA logo splashed across it.] "Join your favorite stars of the American Wrestling Alliance throughout the state of Texas this week for exclusive meet-and-greet sessions." [A scrolling list of names and locations flash by in white text: Rick Marley and Tin Can Rust Best Buy - Dallas, Texas June 17 Paul Driscoll and Rough N Ready West Dallas Galleria - Dallas, Texas June 19 Sweet Daddy Williams and Bucky Wilde Houston Nissan - Houston, Texas June 23 Mark Shaw and Despair San Antonio Fashion Plaza - San Antonio, Texas June 25 The names end, leaving just the AWA logo behind.] "All the stars of the AWA are comin' your way so don't miss 'em!" [And with that, we fade back to black... ...and then back up on the AWA Saturday Night Wrestling announce desk where Gordon Myers and Bucky Wilde are standing. Oh yeah, they've been joined by "Agent To The Stars" Ben Waterson.] GM: Welcome back, fans, to AWA Saturday Night Wrestling and as you can see- ATTSBW: As you can see, Gordon Myers is having a brush with greatness, baby! GM: Right. Well, I suppose a welcome back is in order. ATTSBW: You got that right, Gordon Myers. It's good to be back here in the AWA... [Waterson looks around disdainfully.] ATTSBW: I wish I could say the same thing about this place. Aren't we big time yet? Can't we run in major cities? GM: We're running in Dallas. ATTSBW: My point exactly, Gordon Myers! GM: I see. Well, Mr. Waterson, I suppose I should ask the question that the entire AWA wants an answer to. ATTSBW: No, Gordon Myers. I will not represent you! Ahhahahha! [Myers looks annoyed.] GM: Yes, well... what I was referring to was The Upper Crust going behind your back and signing that contract to face Rough N Ready during the tour. [Waterson cackles... loudly.] ATTSBW: You really thought they did that on their own? GM: What are you saying? ATTSBW: I don't let any of my clients act without my knowledge. It just doesn't happen, Gordon Myers. My eyes are everywhere. I even know what you had for your pre-game dinner... steak and eggs at the local greasy diner, right? GM: Err... well... ATTSBW: That's right, baby! Ben Waterson is global, baby... Ben Waterson is worldwide... I'm in the local diner, I'm in the fleabag motel, I'm in the Four Seasons, I'm in the hottest club in Las Vegas. You name it and the Agent To The Stars is on the scene. GM: Thank you for your time, Mr. Waterso- ATTSBW: Not so fast, Gordon Myers. You're out here wasting everyone's time talking about the Upper Crust - no one cares about the Upper Crust, baby! [Myers looks stunned.] GM: Those are your clients! ATTSBW: My clients who attempted to go over my head and lost their match for their efforts. Until further notice, The Upper Crust is on double secret probation from my services. [Waterson slaps a hand down on the announce desk.] ATTSBW: BUT! BUT! The Upper Crust did me a favor and didn't even realize it. You see, I was in talks with AWA management the entire time I was on my scouting trip, Gordon Myers. I knew what the Crust was up to. And I approved it. I told AWA management that I could end the Crust's holdout - for a price. GM: Money? ATTSBW: Not this time. This time, I had special needs that only AWA management could resolve. You see, Gordon Myers, you didn't ask the REAL question you should have asked. GM: Which is? ATTSBW: If Memorial Day Mayhem was the biggest show in the life of the AWA so far, how could the biggest mover and shaker, the major player, the impact maker NOT be in the building? GM: I suppose you have an answer. [Waterson claps his hands together, putting a heavy arm on the shoulder of Gordon Myers.] ATTSBW: Indeed I do, Mr. Announcer Man. Everyone knows I went on a talent scouting trip to Europe. And everyone knows that I had my hook baited and my speargun cocked... [He thrusts his hips a bit at that word... don't ask.] ATTSBW: I had one very big fish in my sights, Gordon Myers. And you know what? [Waterson leans closer, whispering.] ATTSBW: I got him! AHAHAHAHAHA! [Myers recoils from the laughing fit.] ATTSBW: I got my hooks in him. I got the AWA officials to sponsor his work visa in exchange for letting the Crust get back in the ring. All the dominoes fell in a row, baby! GM: So, who is this big fish? [Waterson smirks.] ATTSBW: Always fishing for the big scoop, aren'tya baby? [Waterson points a finger at the camera.] ATTSBW: Are you ready to witness professional wrestling history? Cause I've done it, baby! I've made history! I've made the world stop on its axis like Superman! But there's no turning back time, baby... it's only going forwards to the future. And the future's so bright? [Waterson slips a pair of stylish sunglasses on his face.] ATTSBW: You know the rest. Roll the tape. [The camera shot of Waterson smugly looking on fades out to black for just a moment before... Cut to black and white footage of bombed-out brick houses, with women in rags combing through the ruins. An elderly voice provides the voice-over as slow piano music plays in the background:] "From the ruins of yesterday ..." [Cut to a close-up shot of a huge, pale hand gliding into a fingerless, crimson glove.] "... rose a nation of virility ..." [Back to black and white footage of molten steel being formed and two men pushing a mining cart through a tunnel.] "... and strength." [Another close-up of the gloved hands lacing up a big, black boot with intense, rigid movements.] "A nation proud to face the world once more ...." [Black and white footage of a flag being raised.] " ... on new battlefields." [Rapid black and white still frames of a soccer field, a tennis court and a Formula 1 car.] "Championships were won and lost but the will to win never wavered." [Cut back to a full-colour shot of the gloved hands, raining numerous hard blows down on a punching bag.] "One arena has been devoid of a true champion for years." [A still black and white shot of a wrestling ring.] "But in 2008 a legacy is reborn!" [The piano music swells in intensity. As the gloved hands (and the heavily muscled arms attached to them) bench press a massive weight.] "Bearing the standard of his home and his family, a new contender is ready to take on all-comers in his quest for glory and honor!" [Extreme close-up shot of two narrow, blue eyes.] "Coming to AWA ... the Son of Verhoeven." [We cut back to the black and white shot of the flag and slowly, the colours are filled in ... black, red and gold ... the German flag. The piano music has turned into a single note being played again and again frantically and a new voice, deep and booming speaks just one sentence.] "Welcome back ... to the Slaughterhouse." [Fade back to the announce desk, Gordon Myers and Bucky Wilde looking absolutely stunned as Ben Waterson grins like an idiot.] ATTSBW: I told ya, baby! I told ya! GM: I don't- there's been rumors. There's always been rumors of- I can't believe it. Are you kidding me? ATTSBW: Not one bit, baby. This is real. This is reality! This is happening! GM: The Son of Verhoeven is coming to the AWA? ATTSBW: Oh, it's more than that, baby. He's the Son of The Butcher. He's the Son of the German Juggernaut! He's the Son of The Teutonic Terror! [Waterson smirks again.] ATTSBW: And he's coming to the AWA... very... very... soon. [One final grin as Waterson flicks the sunglasses off his face.] ATTSBW: Consider... yourself... warned. [Waterson grins widely at the camera as he walks off the set leaving the bewildered announcers behind.] GM: The Son Of Verhoeven... in the AWA? I still can't believe it. Fans, let's... wow... let's go up to the ring. BW: Amazing! [Cut to the ring where Melissa Cannon is standing. She also looks a bit surprised by Waterson's announcement.] MC: The following contest is a tag team match set for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit. Introducing first... already in the ring at this time... at a total combined weight of 550 pounds... the team of The Hangman and The Demon! [Two bulky masked men throw up their arms to the jeers of the crowd.] MC: And their opponents... [With no warning... with no music... with no introduction, Werewolf Gregorson and Despair sprint through the entrance curtain, still clad in the street clothes we saw them in earlier in the night... ...and they don't stop running until they hit the ring, diving headfirst under the bottom rope and going straight after their opponent as a frantic referee calls for the bell.] BW: What the heck is with people wrestling in their street clothes tonight, Gordo? [The two quickly pair off - Despair with The Hangman and Gregorson with The Demon, battering their opponents back to opposing corners.] GM: Gregorson and Despair are on a mission here tonight! They had to witness Clayton Shaw, the man who served as their flagbearer at Mayhem, be taken out by the Russians to start the show and they couldn't do a single thing about it. Of course they're fired up! [In one corner, Despair is lashing out with elbowstrikes to the side of the head, chopping the Hangman down to a seated position on the canvas. He quickly steps up to the midbuckle, grabbing the top rope.] GM: What is Despair doing? [He kicks his legs out backwards, swinging his body down using the rope... ...and _drives_ both feet squarely into the masked face of the Hangman!] GM: Ohhhhh! [Across the ring, Gregorson yanks a battered Demon out of the corner into a side waistlock... ...and then muscles the big man into the air for a belly-to-back suplex that he spins in mid-flight, planting The Demon with a sitout powerbomb!] GM: OHHHHHH! [Gregorson gives a hard kick to the side of the head of the Demon, forcing him to roll to the floor. Despair races towards his partner as The Hangman grabs the ropes, trying to pull himself off the mat.] GM: Already?! Are you kidding me?! [Despair reaches his partner who grabs him by the arm coming in, swinging him around... ...and _hurling_ the human missile known as Despair at the just-barely off the mat Hangman!] GM: OHHHHH! FASTBALL SPECIAL! [Despair cradles the legs tightly as the referee drops down to count.] GM: ONE! TWO! THREE! "DING! DING! DING!" MC: Your winners of the match in a time of... 70 seconds... WEREWOLF GREGORSON AND DESPAIR! [Despair pumps a fist in triumph as a pissed-off Gregorson surveys the ringside area, almost daring either of their opponents to get back to their feet.] GM: Good lord in heaven, Bucky. What a dominating win for Gregorson and Despair. BW: Oh yeah... great win. GM: I sense sarcasm. BW: It's a joke, Gordo. These two goofs come out here every week and slap around some blue collar nickel and dimers who probably should be in the crowd watching the show instead of being part of it and we're supposed to be impressed? [Bucky Wilde fails to notice Gregorson and Despair exit the ring as he continues his rant.] BW: They couldn't do it against the Russians at Memorial Day Mayhem. They couldn't do it when Stevie and Calisto got involved. And they sure couldn't do it tonight when their little friend Shaw needed them the most - now he's laid up in the hospit- [Before Bucky realizes it, Gregorson and Despair are standing right behind him. The former Marine snatches the mic away from the color man.] GREGORSON: Did you see that, Bucky Wilde? Did you? Those two young men wanted so desperately to be professional wrestlers but, thanks to your good friends, The Russians, and what they did to *our* good friend, "Stars and Stripes" Clayton Shaw, I doubt they feel the same way now that they did a few minutes ago. (Bucky starts to protest but Gregorson grabs him by the front of his shirt and he instantly shuts his mouth.) GREGORSON: Mr. Wilde, I strongly advise you to think twice before you speak to me tonight or you may just find yourself in the hospital bed right next to Clayton Shaw...and I'm sure that he'd be *more* than happy to finish whatever I start, regardless of his own condition!! [The crowd cheers!] GREGORSON: Now, as you gentlemen know, at Memorial Day Mayhem, despite all their talk about honor, The Russians chose to disqualify themselves rather than face the inevitability of a loss to us. And, by doing so, they have, once and for all, shown their true colors to be, not Russian redbut chicken yellow. DESPAIR: That's right, Werewolf, and, by putting *our* friend, Clayton Shaw, the man who carried the American flag to the ring for *us* at Memorial Day Mayhem, in the hospital tonight, they've given us every reason to fight fire with fire if that's what it takes to get the job done once and for all. So, Comrade Velikov, Comrade Sudakov, pseudo-Comrade Stevie Scott, and you, too, Bucky-boy, if you open your mouth and stray across that line, from this moment forward, I hope you're ready for an all-out war 'Cause the big bad Werewolf and the Last Sane Man on Earth, we're not takin' prisoners anymore!! [And, as Gregorson cups his hands around his mouth and HOWLS~!, the duo makes their exit from the announce desk.] GM: Like we said, those two are on a mission and that mission became a bit more personal here tonight. You've gotta believe it's only a matter of time before they're able to get their hands on The Russians, Bucky. BW: And I, for one, want to be front and center at ringside when it finally goes down. The nerve of those freaks putting their hands on my suit! This suit costs more than they make in a year! My mama would have their hides if they damaged it, Gordo! GM: I'm sure she would. Fans, let's go right back up to the ring where I understand we have another new competitor set to go one on one in their AWA debut! [We cut up to the ring where Melissa Cannon is standing.] MC: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit. Introducing first, already in the ring at this time, weighing 260lbs and hailing from the Isle of Cuba... he is the Cuban Assassin Number 6! [The Cuban Assassin lifts a hand to the jeers of the crowd, dressed as all Cuban Assassins do in camouflage pants, olive drab vest and olive drab castro hat over a woolly afro and beard.] MC: And his opponent, he hails from Chicago, Illinois weighing 238lbs... he is The Savior Christopherrrrrrrrr JAAAAAAAAACKSSOOOONNNNNNNNNNN! [Save Me" by Remy Zero begins its tune asChristopher Jackson emerges from behind the curtains. The Adonis blonde struts to the ring drinking in the crowds cheers. He surveys the crowd, raising one fist in the air before he steps in the ring.] GM: Were looking at the debut of another promising wrestler here as he takes on the grizzled veteran in the Cuban Assassin #6. I cant wait to see what these two bring to the ring in this one. BW: The Cuban Assassin has been lookin' good lately, daddy. Ever since he did a little dirty work for the Hotshot, he's been on the brink of a major winning streak - I bet it starts tonight, Gordo! GM: The referee checking the Cuban Assassin #6 for weapons and the Assassin protesting. Hes pushing past the referee right into the center of the ring. And here comes the Savior! [The Cuban Assassin swings a clubbing right hand that hits nothing but air as Chris Jackson ducks under the arm and hits the ropes. He rebounds off, leapfrogging over the Assassin.] GM: Nice leapfrog by the 238 pounder from Chicago... [He hits the ropes again and the Assassin drops low. Jackson nimbly steps over him and comes off the ropes with a picture perfect dropkick to the rising Assassins jaw! The crowd cheers for the show of athleticism.] GM: Excellent execution on the dropkick. BW: There wassome good height on that drop kick, yessiree. Let's see how my man, Castro's cousin, responds to getting tagged in the jaw. GM: Is he really Castro's- Chris Jackson leaps... ELBOW! [But Jackson slams down to an empty canvas as the wily veteran rolls aside to avoid the elbowdrop.] BW: Haha! Can't put a good Cuban down. Not a cigar, not a wrestler, not a Cuba Libre and certainly not a mamasita! Oh yeah, daddy! [Chris Jackson rolls to his feet shaking his elbow as the Assassin ties him up in a side headlock.] GM: Tight side headlock applied on the Savior, wrenching down on his head and neck. [Desperate to escape, Jackson shoves off The Assassin, sending him into the far ropes.] GM: Big shoulder block and down goes Jackson! BW: The Cuban with a- Wait a minute, daddy... what the-? VOICE: (a strangled raspy) GETTHE CAMERA ON ME! GET THE CAMERA ON ME! GM: YOU?! What are YOU doing here? [The cameras swing away from the ring to the announcer's table where Gordon and Bucky are being accosted by a man dressed in a pink sleeveless T-shirt. He's got Gordon by the shirt collar, half-dragging him from the announce desk as he gesticulates wildly.] MAN: Oh yeah, that's right, AWA, your worst nightmare has begun! SHADOE RAGE islooking for you! WELCOME TO RAGE COUNTRY! WELCOME TO RAGE COUNTRY! BW: What in the- Security! We've got a man loose out here. We need some help getting him out of here! GM: Unhand me! [Myers struggles against the grip of Shadoe Rage.] SR: Get out of that spot, man. Let me speak. Is that camera on me? [He looks around to makesure the cameras are pointing in the right direction.] SR: Good, listen to me. Sign me up. Sign me to a contract. I'll be the best you've got. There's nobody in the AWA that can stop me. I'm tired of the politics, man. I'm tired of dealing with agents, man. I'm tired of critics. I'm tired of the conventional. You're looking at your next National Champion. And I'm going to win that belt right here in Rage Country. Do you understand? Do you understand? Sign on the dotted line, AWA! SIGN ME! [Myers manages to get away from Rage, shaking his head in anger.] GM: Ladies and gentlemen, Shadoe Rage is not under contract with the American Wrestling Alliance. I don'tknow why he's here but here comes security to escort him out. [Rage strikes a defensive pose at the approaching security guards.] SR: Get back! Get back! [Security slowly surrounds him at the announcer's table.] SR: Yeah, you had to come with the double team? You'll pay for this, Gordon. Yeah you will. [With that Shadoe Rage hauls off and slaps the closest security guard right across the mouth. The other member of security lunges at him, but Rage is too fast. He dips past them and takes off into the stands, pausing for a moment to yell into a camera.] SR: I'm coming for everybody! Do you understand me! The AWA can't keep me out any longer! No it can't! [And with that Rage is gone with security in pursuit.] "DING! DING! DING!" BW: That was just bizarre. These wrestlers just think they're the center of the universe, daddy, bargin' in on us like that. Who the heck was that guy anyways? GM: You serious? That was Shadoe Rage. He's wrestled all over the world by himself and with his brother, Derek, in the Prophets of Rage. BW: Yeah? I thought he'd be crazier. GM: Let's hope not. BW: You alright, Gordo? You seem flustered. GM: That psychopath just physically accosted me and then threatened me. I'm a little shaken up, yes. Fans, we apologize for all the chaos but inside the ring, the Cuban Assassin #6 somehow managed to win the match. Does anyone know- okay... alright... got it. BW: I think he hit him with something because Jackson is laid out, daddy. GM: Apparently he got him with a DDT of some kind according to our technical director. Fans, again, I apologize for missing the result of the match but as you could see, we had a situation developing there. BW: Did security catch up to that nutball yet? GM: I hope so. Fans, while we try to get all this under control, let's go to pre-taped footage with the doctor for AWA superstar Erik Reid. We all remember Reid's injuries at the hands of Tumaffi just about a month ago - we've asked his doctor to go into further detail. Our own Jason Dane did this interview a couple weeks ago... let's take a look! [We fade from the announce desk to a shot of what appears to be a doctor's office. Jason Dane is standing in front of one of those dealies doctors use to look at X-Rays. And yes, there are some X-Rays of someone's upper body on display.] JD: Good evening, fans. This is Jason Dane reporting from on-site at a local Dallas doctor's office - the doctor who is treating Erik Reid for his injuries suffered a couple of weeks ago at the hands of Tumaffi. I'd like to go ahead and bring in the doctor now... [Dane turns to his side as the camera slightly pans to reveal... well, a doctor.] JD: Dr. Marsden, I'd like to thank you for taking the time to address the fans of the AWA. As you are aware, the AWA offices have been overwhelmed with requests for an update on the condition of Erik Reid and we're very pleased you agreed to help us with that today. [The doctor nods his head.] DM: My pleasure, Jason. I know how much your fans care about Erik Reid and likewise, I know how much Mr. Reid cares about his fans so I'm happy to do what I can. JD: Now, doctor, what can you tell us of that first night when Erik Reid was brought to the hospital? What was his condition right after the incident? [The doctor again... nods his head.] DM: Jason, I won't lie to you or the fans of the AWA. Erik Reid was in bad, bad shape when he arrived that night at the hospital. While his life was never in danger, he was in very serious condition. He was suffering from internal bleeding, as you know, which is always a sign of worry for a physician. JD: I see. And what was the cause of that bleeding? DM: The primary injuries suffered by Erik Reid in this incident can be seen on this series of X-Rays here. [The doctor steps to the side, gesturing to the first film.] DM: You can see two broken ribs here. In addition, he had severely bruised ribs as well. [He steps to the next film, gesturing again.] DM: But here is the real source of concern - a broken sternum. JD: That sounds serious. DM: It can be, Jason. As you know, the sternum - or breastbone - serves to protect the heart and lungs from outside forces. Any damage to that bone causes concern for us. JD: Were there any complications? DM: Luckily for Mr. Reid, there were not. We performed surgery to stabilize the sternum. He has been in a body cast since the incident as well. [Dane cringes.] JD: Of course, the question on the minds of the AWA fans is when can we expect Erik Reid back in an AWA ring? [The doctor cringes this time.] DM: Obviously, Jason, getting smashed around by four hundred pounders isn't my idea of good odds for continued physical health by my patients. [Jason Dane grins.] JD: Obviously, but...? DM: But if that's the course of action that Mr. Reid wishes to take, I would say that the earliest he could possibly return to action would be sometime in September or October. BUT... I must also warn that his body will be in very sensitive condition at that point. Every move, every breath will cause a great deal of pain and the odds of reinjury would be high. JD: What are you saying, doctor? DM: I'm saying... in all honesty... Erik Reid should probably never wrestle again. JD: Wow. Well, thank you for your honesty, Dr. Marsden. AWA fans, there you have it. Have we seen Erik Reid in the ring for the very last time? Time will tell. [The camera zooms in on the solemn face of Jason Dane as we fade to black... ...and then back up on a screen with the AWA logo splashed across the top with a "Live Events Schedule" graphic underneath. The backdrop is some generic space photograph showing the moon and some stars.] "Join all the stars of the American Wrestling Alliance as they come to your town!" [The screen changes to show a graphic reading "JUNE 29th - LIVE TV TAPING."] "Come on out on to the WKIK Studios in Dallas, Texas on June 29th for a Live Television Taping." [The graphic changes to show a list of cities, venues, and dates.] "On July 5th, we'll be right back in the WKIK Studios for a very special television taping. On July 11th, we'll be back in Houston, Texas for another AWA live event. On July 12th, we're heading to San Antonio. And on July 13th, the AWA makes its Austin, Texas debut. July 19th finds the AWA back in the WKIK Studios for another live television taping. We wrap up the month of July on the 25th, 26th, and 27th on the road with cities to be announced!" [The graphic changes back to the original AWA logo and "Live Events Schedule" showing a smaller version of the three announced shows.] "The AWA - the Major League of Professional Wrestling! Don't miss it when it comes to your town!" [And we fade away from the graphic... ...and back up to the ring where Melissa Cannon is standing.] MC: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit. Introducing first, already in the ring at this time, standing 5'10 and weighing in at 217 pounds... from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma... John Tate! [A non-descript white guy throws a scrawny arm up to no reaction.] MC: And his opponent... ["Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent starts up to no reaction from the AWA faithful - having never heard the song in the WKIK Studios before.] MC: Hailing from Morgantown, West Virginia... standing 6'8 and weighing in at 325 pounds... FRANK... DYLAN... JAAAAAAAMES! [On cue, the emergency exit doors sail open with a loud crash that startles many in the crowd. After a second, a big, burly, hairy, and somewhat disgusting individual bursts into view, pausing with his head cocked at an odd angle... kinda like a dog.] BW: What in the world is that? [Frank's hair is bushy and knotted around the sides of his head with a developing bald spot at the the hairline... and his beard? Well, his beard is worse than his head. Gnarled and wild, the beard flows like a waterfall. He's clad in dirty, stained overalls over a wifebeater t-shirt.] BW: This nutcase isn't even wearing shoes, Gordo! GM: You don't say that when Tumaffi comes out to the ring. BW: Tumaffi's a finely-tuned athlete, daddy. This guy looks like they dragged him out of the hills of Hickville, West Virginia, gave him a wrestling license and told him to get goin'! [Nodding his head for no apparent reason, Frank Dylan James flashes a gappy and yellowed grin before turning towards the bleachers, stepping up into the crowd.] BW: Now where's he going? [James steps up onto one of the benches, moving a few fans aside as he does so and lets loose a crazed series of barks.] GM: He certainly is an unusual character. You have to wonder how that will translate to inside the ring. BW: At 6'8, 325, I don't know that I want to find out what this nutball does inside the ring, Gordo! [Pushing fans aside like Moses parting the Red Sea, James moves through the bleaches, finally rolling under the ropes into the ring. He pops immediately to his feet, stomping around the ring with his eyes wide and his head cocked to the side.] GM: Look out, referee! [Mickey Meekly sidesteps quickly, trying to avoid the wandering hillbilly... ...who just marches across the ring, locking up with a backpedaling John Tate, shoving him back into the buckles as the referee calls for the bell.] "DING! DING! DING!" GM: The match is und- ohhh! [The crowd grimaces at the big sloppy backhand chop across the chest of Tate, leaving a red welt across the upper body. Grabbing Tate by the hair, James drags him out of the corner.] GM: This guy is a wildman, Bucky! [A big clubbing forearm to the back of the neck knocks Tate down to a knee.] GM: No polish on this guy. No sharp execution. Just all brute force. [Another big forearm smacks Tate down to both knees... and a final clubbing blow knocks him down to all fours.] BW: John Tate's getting clobbered every which way but loose, daddy! GM: James yanks him off the mat by the hair again... ohhh! Big right hand sends Tate falling back into the ropes. [The wild-eyed hillbilly approaches, grabbing Tate by the wrist and firing him across the ring.] GM: Big whip by Frank Dylan James and- [As Tate rebounds, James drives his big bare foot squarely into the jaw of Tate, knocking him flat.] GM: Ohhhh! BW: You know, you always see Mixed Martial Artists throwing big kicks with their bare feet - not too often you see some backwoods hick throwing his stanky foot into someone's grill, daddy. GM: I... suppose. [Pushing past a protesting Meekly, James yanks Tate off the mat by the hair again, spinning in a full circle while howling at the crowd... ...and then _hurling_ Tate through the ropes and out to the floor!] GM: Ohhh! Tate goes hard to the concrete floor - and it looks like Frank Dylan James is going right out after him! Batten down the hatches, fans! BW: Keep him away from me! [James drops out to the floor, grabbing Tate by the hair... ...and promptly hurling him into the front row of the bleachers, sending fans scattering as Tate's body smashes into the solid wood seating.] GM: Look out over there! BW: That's gotta be a DQ, doesn't it? GM: The referee appears to be letting it go. [James steps up into the bleaches again, barking at the nearby fans as he waves them aside.] GM: What's he doing now? [The big man from West Virginia grabs Tate by the hair, dragging him through the bleachers towards the edge... ...where he _hurls_ Tate off of them, sending him sprawling out on the concrete floor again!] GM: Good grief! [James stands tall on the bleachers, arms held high to the cheers of the fans... ...and then throws himself off the bleachers in a splash on the floor!] GM: SPLASH! Three hundred plus pound splash off the bleachers on the concrete! BW: It's just a few feet off the ground. GM: Well, yes... but it was still effective. [A manaical-looking James stays covering Tate, slapping the concrete floor three times before leaping back to his feet, throwing his arms triumphantly to the air.] GM: Uhhhh. GM: This guy's cabbage has been overboiled, daddy. GM: For once, we may agree. [The referee shakes his head from inside the ring, telling James to bring his opponent back inside the squared circle.] GM: The referee is trying to explain that the match isn't over. [A confused James drags Tate off the floor, throwing him under the ropes by the hair.] GM: Tate's back in... and Frank Dylan James is now back in as well. [James quickly steps up to the middle rope, pumping his fist repeatedly as the fans cheer him on... ...and then throws himself into the air, driving his bare knee down on the skull of John Tate!] GM: Kneedrop off the second rope! What impact! [The referee drops down to count.] GM: One! Two! Three! "DING! DING! DING!" [James quickly pushes himself off the mat, rolling right under the ropes without a moment of celebration.] BW: Wait a second - this nutcase isn't coming over here, is he? GM: It certainly looks like it. Fans, we're about to be joined by- [It doesn't take long for our intrepid commentators to be interrupted by the overbearing form of Frank Dylan James. He's big, bigger than he looks on television, but not big in the traditional wrestler sense, more like in the oversized mountain-man sense.] FDJ: HOO-AHH! [Gordon Myers stands up, extending the mic towards the West Virginia Whack Job that absolutely dwarves him.] GM: Frank Dylan James, welcome to the AWA... FDJ: Shaddap, little man! [Frank's eyes are wild, his hair looks like it hasn't seen a comb or a brush at any point since the turn of the millennium. His beard is full, wiry, and partially matted. It's really quite off-putting. Bucky Wilde decides to give it a shot.] BW: Um, Mr. James? It's obvious that you- FDJ: You shaddap too boy! [Frank not only takes the microphone that Gordon Myers had tried to put in front of him, but his hand engulfs Myers' hand with the microphone in it. He yanks the play-by-play man's arm nearly out of socket to bring the mic to his lips.] FDJ: Ah'm here fer a fight! [A brownish spit escapes his lips with every word.] FDJ: Ah don' care if it's fer that ten pounds'a gold'n leather that Marcus Broo-ha-ha fella done won hisself on Memorial Day, ah don' care if'n it's that big fat Samoan Tu-fammy what thinks he's some kinda fightin' machine, an' ah don' care if it ever makes it to that rang! [Myers tries to maintain a sense of professionalism.] GM: Mr. James, I have to admit that we're a little offput by those brutal brawling tactics you put to use in there. AWA is one of the premier _wrestling_ promotions in the country. Crazy fistfights and pier-six brawls aren't really- [James interrupts again.] FDJ: Lissen here, I don' give a dog'gone 'bout none o' them rules that them little pansy-boys rassle by, ol' Frank's here to FIGHT! Now you show me somebody you thank ah can't whip, an' ah'll show ya one more wannabe when ah hit 'em in the face with ever'thang I c'n git mah hands on! GM: But- [Frank cuts him off with another spit-laden tirade.] FDJ: Besides, there ain't a referee in the whole Aye Dubya Aye what has the guts to disqualify me! An if'n they don't, they will! [Frank finally lets go of Gordon's hand. He storms off, hooing and haaing at the fans nearest the walkway as he heads off backstage, presumably to terrorize the English language some more.] GM: Whew. Fans, it's been a bizarre night here in the WKIK Studios. Strange behavior, insane announcements, wild action, and some very odd debuts. BW: And we still have our Main Event! GM: That's exactly right - a Main Event where we have no idea who will be the National Champion's partner. BW: Well, we're about to find out. GM: You already know, don't you? BW: I have no comment on that, daddy! [Myers sighs, shaking his head.] GM: Fans, let's go up to Melissa for our Main Event! [We cut to the ring where Melissa Cannon is standing.] MC: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall with TV Time Remaining and is your Main Event of the evening! [The crowd cheers the announcement that it's Main Event time.] MC: Introducing first... [The haunting piano of Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" begins to play.] MC: From Athens, Georgia... standing 6'7 and weighing in at 286 pounds... He is the Athens, Georgia Madman... RONNNNNN HOUUUUUUUSTON! [The imposing figure of Ron Houston steps through the curtains to a huge ovation from the AWA crowd. Clad in a full length tan trench coat with the Confederate Flag seamed into the back, his black wrestling tights, elbow pads, knee pads, and boots underneath.] GM: This is the first time that Ron Houston has stepped into a wrestling ring Memorial Day Mayhem where he lost that first round match to Marcus Broussard. BW: He got pinned one-two-three, daddy! Get it right! GM: Broussard took advantage of the injured shoulder and countered the Fade To Black with a crucifix cradle to win it. Houston was very upset in the locker room after the match from what I understand, Bucky. BW: Of course he was, Gordo. He lost a chance to become the first National Champion in the AWA. You only get that one time, daddy. [Houston raises his large fists in the air as he begins to march down towards the ring. He reaches ringside and and leers at the audience around him... slightly embracing their warmth. His eyes measure the ring. He reaches up with one big paw, followed by the other, and begins to climb onto the apron, entering over the top roughly."The Athens Georgia Madman" raises his arms above his head and begins to pace around the ring, slowly removing his jacket which he tosses nonchalantly to the outside, revealing the new sleeve over his shoulder. He paces around the ring awaiting his tag team partner.] MC: And his tag team partner... ["Go" by Powder blares over the loudspeakers.] MC: Fighting out of Los Angeles, California... he weighs in at two hundred and seventy pounds, and stands six feet two inches. He is the Hellion... here is: MAAAAAARK SHAAAAAAW! [The tall and well built Hellion pushes the curtain aside, stepping forward. He's dressed simply, wearing only a pair of long black wrestling pants, which vanish into a pair of black boots. The only colors that are not black are the gold stenciled words "Shaw" on his boots, and the white tape that covers his right arm from knuckles to elbow. Written across the white tape is the word "HELLION" in thick black ink.] GM: Big, tough Mark Shaw on his way to the ring. Unlike Houston, Shaw did compete on the tour, fighting through that knee injury he suffered at the hands of Tumaffi during their second round match. BW: Right before he stole the match from Tumaffi. GM: Arguably, I suppose. Shaw, of course, was in the Finals of that tournament against Marcus Broussard and came so close to winning it but his knee just wouldn't hold up for him. You know he's dying for another shot at the title with the knee at a hundred percent. [Making his way through the crowd, ignoring everything that's around him, Shaw steps into the ring. He eyes his partner for a moment before a quick handshake, both men settling back and waiting for the opposition.] MC: And their opponents... ["Super Bon Bon" by Soul Coughing starts up to a huge shower of boos from the AWA faithful.] MC: Introducing first... fighting out of San Jose, California... he stands 6'3 and weighs in at 252 pounds... being accompanied to the ring by the Super Ninja... he is the American Wrestling Alliance National Champion... The San Jose Shark... MAAAAARRRRCUS BROUUUUSSARRRRD! [The jeers somehow increase as the curtain parts. The all-white clad Super Ninja steps into view first, pausing for a moment to survey the area before stepping to the side.] GM: And all eyes turn to the entryway for the first ring entrance for Marcus Broussard as the National Champion. Of course, always by his side is that Super Ninja. BW: You say that with such disdain, Gordo. GM: Well, the Super Ninja is a pretty disdainful guy. [The curtain parts again, revealing the San Jose Shark in all his splendor. He's in a dark blue and gold windbreaker type jacket over dark trunks. His boots are dark blue and reach mid-calf with gold tassles. He smirks at the jeering crowd, lightly patting the sparkling golden belt draped over his shoulder.] GM: A very... well, let's be polite and say "confident" expression on the face of the champion. BW: His belt's not on the line. His partner is a complete mystery to his opponents. Why shouldn't he be confident? GM: Is he- fans, it looks like the National Champion is on his way over here. I'm not sure why though. BW: Maybe we're going to find out who the partner is! GM: You could be right. [An annoyed Ron Houston leans over the ropes, waving for Broussard to get into the ring. The champion simply grins, shaking his head at the East Coast Terror as he reaches the announce table.] GM: Mr. Broussard, this is unexpected. [The San Jose Shark smirks at the irate shouts from Houston before leaning over the mic held by Gordon Myers.] MB: Ease back, big man. I'll be in there in just a bit. [Houston protests to the referee as Broussard chuckles.] MB: Looks like I'm a wanted man, Gordon Myers. GM: You certainly are. They want you in that ring right now. MB: All in due time, my friend. First, I think I have a little business to attend to. Correct me if I'm wrong, Gordon, but isn't this a tag team match? GM: I believe you know it is. [Broussard glares at Myers for a second before continuing.] MB: It is, it is. And the way I see it, there's a tag team in the ring to face me... but only me coming out here. GM: Your point, Mr. Broussard? MB: My point is I think I need a partner. GM: You don't have one? I just assumed- MB: When I signed on for this match, the AWA front office told me to pick anyone on the roster that I wanted. They said they would compel said person into competing as my tag team partner, Gordon. [The National Champion rubs his chin.] MB: You know, Gordon... I'm a man who believes in opportunity. GM: You are? MB: Absolutely. I believe in giving opportunities to those who deserve them. And I was walking around the locker room earlier tonight, trying to decide who deserved this opportunity to be by my side in the Main Event. BW: Whadja come up with, champ? MB: Well, Buckthorn... I just happened to be walking past an open door when I heard something that helped make my decision. [Dramatic pause!] BW: What did you hear? MB: I heard the AWA ringside doctor tell "Showtime" Rick Marley that he suggested not to wrestle - but that he had given him medical clearance to compete! Oh, joyous day, I thought! My prayers had been answered. GM: Wait a second. Are you saying- MB: That's right, Gordon Myers. At this time, allow me to introduce my tag team partner... the man who was so heinously robbed of his chance to compete against me at Memorial Day Mayhem has been generously given the chance to compete WITH me here tonight... "SHOWTIME" RICK MARLEY! [Broussard walks away from the announce desk, handing his belt to the Super Ninja as he mockingly claps for Marley.] GM: Are you kidding me? The doctor says not to compete - so he picks Marley as his partner? What a jerk this guy is! BW: That's your National Champion! GM: Unfortunately. [The crowd buzzes with confusion as Broussard climbs up on the apron, turning to face the locker room entryway... ...where Rick Marley emerges in street clothes, a pair of basketball warmup pants and a t-shirt. Marley looks confused as he looks at the ring, rubbing a hand over his throat.] GM: I can't believe- is this really going to happen? Fans, don't go away, we'll be right back with the Main Event! [The camera zooms in on a concerned Rick Marley as he yanks off the t-shirt, throwing it aside as he approaches the ring and we fade to black... After a moment, we fade back up on a very long shot of the exterior of a pretty dingy looking building.] "Have you ever dreamed of fame?" [Cut a little closer.] "Of glory?" [A little closer.] "Of your friends and family seeing you on television?" [And just a little closer, revealing a red, white, and blue sign that reads "AWA Combat Corner."] "Well, now you can make all your dreams come true by signing up today at the AWA Combat Corner - the official training school for the American Wrestling Alliance!" [We cut to the interior of the building where we can see lots of standard gym equipment surrounding a very basic wrestling ring. There are people lifting weights, running on treadmills, and of course, working out in the ring.] "With the very best trainers in the business, the AWA Combat Corner is the most-equipped training facility to get you in shape and get you in the ring in the shortest amount of time!" [Cut into the ring where Todd Michaelson is barking out instructions.] "With former World Champion Todd Michaelson leading the classes, you can guarantee that you will be prepared for in-ring action upon graduation and with the AWA expanding by the day, you will have a place to work on Day One!" [Two young students are grappling on the canvas.] "So, stop by the Combat Corner today... call our offices... visit our website... and let them know that you want to be the next AWA Superstar! You want to be the future of the business! You want to wrestle!" [Fade to a graphic that has all the info on the AWA Combat Corner. We freeze there for a moment... ...and then fade back up on the ring where Marcus Broussard is trapped in the corner, beating battered with chops by the Hellion, Mark Shaw.] GM: Welcome back, fans! As you can see, things are not working out at all like the National Champion expected. BW: That big goof Shaw yanked him into the ring! Rick Marley was supposed to start the match, Gordo! [The camera cuts to a shot of Marley, still in his street clothes, standing in the corner looking uneasy about being there. Inside the ring, Shaw lights up the chest of Broussard with another big chop, one that sends the champion staggering out of the corner before dropping to a knee.] GM: I'm sure that was your buddy's plan, yes. But Mark Shaw had other ideas. The Hellion's looking for a bit of payback for what happened at Memorial Day Mayhem. He wants to pin Broussard in the center of the ring and earn another chance to become the National Champion, Bucky. BW: It's not gonna happen, daddy! It's not gonna happen! [Broussard crawls across the ring, hand extended towards his corner.] GM: He's trying to make the exchange with Marley! He's trying to get across the ring to- [But Mark Shaw cuts him off, grabbing the foot of Broussard to keep him just out of arm's reach of his unwilling tag team partner.] GM: Couldn't get there. Shaw cuts him off. BW: Oh, come on, Marley! Stick your dadgum arm out there! GM: Why should he, Bucky? He knows this is a set up just as much as we do. BW: What are you talking about now? GM: Give me a break, Bucky. Broussard brought Marley out here in hopes of getting him re-injured - in hopes of eliminating another one of his top contenders. We've got three of the top four contenders to the National Title out there in the ring right now and you can not tell me that the San Jose Shark is hoping they all take each other out! [Broussard gets to a vertical base, bouncing on one foot as Shaw holds the other foot up in the air.] GM: Shaw's got him right where he wants him! The Hellion can- [Shaw drops down, yanking Broussard down to the mat with a legwhip, causing the National Champion to cry out in pain, grabbing his knee.] GM: Ohhh! Shaw goes after the knee! Shaw goes after the knee! [The San Jose Shark rolls out of the ring, clutching his leg.] GM: Shaw's going after the leg of Broussard just like the National Champion went after his leg at Memorial Day Mayhem, Bucky! BW: But... but... that's not right! [With Broussard hobbling around the ringside area and the referee starting a count, the champion fails to notice when Ron Houston drops down off the apron... ...and throws the champion under the ropes into the ring by the trunks!] GM: Yeah! The East Coast Terror tosses Broussard back in to Shaw! [The San Jose Shark immediately scoots to a corner, begging off as the Hellion approaches.] GM: Mark Shaw's moving in... Broussard is begging for mercy... [But Shaw doesn't appear willing to give him any as he pulls the San Jose Shark off the mat by the hair... ...receiving a thumb in the eye for his efforts.] GM: Ohh! Cheap shot by Broussard! [Moving quickly, the champion grabs Shaw by the head, slamming his face into the top turnbuckle!] GM: Shaw goes hard to the buckles and- rollup! [Dropping to the mat, Broussard pulls Shaw down in a schoolboy.] GM: ONE! TWO! THR- [The crowd breathes a sigh of relief as Shaw powers a shoulder off the mat just in time.] GM: So close! Broussard has incredible cradles - we all know that. And that was a lot closer than you would expect this early in the match. Another tight cradle by the champion. BW: Broussard can end a match just like _that_, Gordo. Those cradles can end a match at any time. [The champion is quicker to his feet than Shaw is, hobbling towards his corner... ...but getting hooked by the back of the trunks by a kneeling Mark Shaw.] GM: Shaw's got him by the trunks! He hooked him! [The Hellion stands up, tugging hard to pull Broussard into a side waistlock. The crowd erupts!] GM: BACKDROP DRIV- BW: No! Elbow! [A frantic Broussard rains elbows down on the back of Shaw's head and neck, trying to break the side waistlock grip applied by the Hellion.] GM: Broussard breaks the hold! [The San Jose Shark quickly tucks his head under the chin of Shaw, dropping down to both knees and slamming the jaw of Shaw into the top of his head.] GM: Ohhh! Jawbreaker by the champ! [Shaw falls backwards from the impact of the move... ...but right towards his corner where an eager and ready Ron Houston reaches over the ropes, slapping his partner's shoulder to the huge eruption of the crowd!] GM: HOUSTON IS IN! HOUSTON IS IN! [The big man from Georgia steps over the ropes, blocking a right hand from the San Jose Shark... ...and landing a big haymaker of his own that sends Broussard spiraling away.] GM: Big right hand by the big man! Broussard's backpedaling, looking for an escape... BW: Wrong corner! [The National Champion backs into a neutral corner accidentally, allowing Houston to quickly close the distance, grabbing the champion's arm and firing him across the ring.] GM: Broussard goes hard to the buckles... here comes Houston! [The rampaging East Coast Terror connects with a heavy clothesline in the corner, rocking the National Champion.] GM: BIG CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER! BW: Make the tag, Marcus! Get out of there! [Houston shakes his head as Broussard reaches a hand towards the corner, staggering a couple of steps out of the buckles... ...and then throws the Shark back into the buckles.] GM: Back to the corner goes the Shark... Houston's got him by the arm again... [Another big whip causes the champion to slam hard into the corner.] GM: Houston again across the ring... ohhhh! Another big clothesline in the buckles! [Broussard crumples under the impact before Houston throws him down to the mat, flipping him over for a lateral press.] GM: One! Two! No! Broussard gets a shoulder up at the count of two. BW: It's gonna take a lot more than a couple of clotheslines to finish off Marcus Broussard, daddy! GM: Luckily for the East Coast Terror, he's got a lot more in him than a couple of clotheslines, Bucky. [Houston pushes up off the mat, raising both hands over his head in a double axe handle... ...but a hard right hand to the midsection by Broussard knocks some of the wind from his sails.] GM: Ohh! Hard shot by Broussard to break off the offensive attack for now. [With Houston doubled up, Broussard grabs him by the hair and drills him with a clenched fist to the side of the face that causes Houston to fall back... ...where Mark Shaw slaps the shoulder, tagging himself back into the match.] GM: Shaw's back in - ohh! [A big running kick to the gut of the rising Broussard doubles him up, cutting him off as he moves towards his corner where a fresh Rick Marley is still standing.] GM: Houston not out of there yet - and look at this, Bucky! [The crowd roars in support, cheering the two fan favorites on as Shaw drives a big forearm down across the back of Broussard, putting him down on the mat where both Shaw and Houston pummel him for a bit, knocking him all the way down to a prone position on the canvas.] GM: They're showing some good teamwork in there tonight. They have a common goal and they're showing it. They both want to beat up the National Champion, they both want to win this match and try to get another shot at the biggest prize in our company, Bucky. BW: That wasn't fair! An illegal doubleteam! GM: Give me a break, Bucky! [Shaw drags Broussard off the mat by the hair as Ron Houston steps back out on the apron, pushing the champion into the ropes.] GM: Irish whip by Shaw... three point stance... [A loud "DUUUUUUUU!" comes from Shaw as he charges forward, drilling Broussard with a huge running football tackle that wipes him out, sending him down to the mat again.] GM: Goodness! What a tackle by the Hellion! [Shaw stands over Broussard for a moment, looking down at him, when suddenly Rick Marley creeps a few feet down the apron towards him, reaching over the ropes as he shouts for Broussard to make a tag... ...and Mark Shaw takes a swing at him, forcing Marley to quickly straighten up, cocking his own fist as the fans buzz with confusion.] GM: Look out! Look out! We may have a situation on our hands here! [The two men glare at one another for a moment, giving Broussard time to crawl away from Shaw, getting near the ropes where he tries to pull himself off the mat again.] GM: Marley and Shaw are eye to eye, this could break loose at any moment. [Finally backing away from the situation with a warning finger point, Shaw moves over with Broussard is huddled in the corner.] GM: The Hellion, regaining his focus on the National Cham- ohhh! Marcus with a boot to the gut! [Seizing the moment, Marcus throws himself over the doubled up Shaw.] GM: SUNSET FLIP! ONE!! TWO!! THRE- [The crowd collectively exhales yet again as Shaw just barely fires a shoulder off the mat in time... ...and as soon as the pin is broken, Broussard rolls to his stomach, crawling as fast as he can...] GM: THE CHAMP GOING FOR THE TAG... [And the San Jose Shark throws himself into the air, slapping the outstretched hand of "Showtime" Rick Marley. The crowd erupts!] GM: TAG! [The quickly approaching Mark Shaw gets caught under the chin with a foot from Marley as he slingshots into the ring with a kick. The kick staggers Shaw but does not drop him as Marley throws a pair of follow-up right hands that knocks Shaw back to the center of the ring.] GM: Rick Marley should probably not even be in the ring tonight, Bucky, but he's in there and he's come to fight! [Marley quickly hits the ropes, dashing across the ring, and leaping into the air with a spinng leg lariat that knocks Shaw down to the canvas!] GM: "Showtime" takes Mark Shaw off his feet! [Feeling spunky now, Marley springs back to his feet... ...and races across the ring, leaping into a flying forearm that knocks Ron Houston off the apron to the floor! The crowd roars with a mixed reaction!] GM: Three of the most popular men in the AWA are beating the tar out of one another and these fans have no idea if they like it at all! Marley just took Houston out of the equation... [The Hellion regains his feet as Marley charges towards him, dropping down in a baseball slide between the legs of the big man, popping to his feet behind him... ...and leaping into the air, snaring Shaw's head between his legs as the Hellion turns around, snapping him down to the canvas with a rana!] GM: OHHHH! BIG HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN BY MARLEY! [Marley pops back to his feet, pumping a fist at the cheering crowd as he turns around, spotting Ron Houston getting up off the floor... ...and hits the far ropes, rebounding back...] GM: Marley across the ring... HE LEAPS! [The crowd EXPLODES as Marley leaps through the top and middle ropes, completely wiping out Ron Houston with a tope dive.] GM: SUICIDE DIVE BY SHOOOOWTIME! BW: It looks like the National Champion picked a capable partner. GM: Capable? Marley's in total control right now! Broussard's on the apron praying no one tags him back into the match! BW: He is not! The champion wants right back in there! [Inside the ring, Mark Shaw climbs back to his feet, looking around for his opponent... ...which gives the San Jose Shark a chance to strike, slipping into the ring and burying his shoulder into the back of Shaw's injured knee!] GM: HE CLIPPED HIM! HE CLIPPED SHAW! [The Hellion collapses to the mat, screaming in pain as he grabs the injured knee... ...the knee that Broussard quickly hooks as he goes for a pin attempt.] BW: Count, you stupid ref! GM: The referee won't count! Michael Meekly is telling Broussard that he's not the legal man. He can't count Mark Shaw down if he's not the legal man! [Outside the ring, Rick Marley climbs off the downed Houston, stepping up on the apron.] GM: Marley's on the apron! He's waving Broussard out of the way! He wants to come off the ropes again on Shaw! [But Broussard doesn't even notice, still arguing with the referee. Marley is screaming for his partner to move... but gets no response.] GM: Come on, referee! Get the Shark out of there! [Marley looks around at the cheering crowd and shrugs his shoulders, leaping to the top rope before springing off... ...and sailing through the air, driving both feet squarely into the back of the National Champion, sending him sailing over the ropes and out to the floor as Marley's back slams down on the chest of Shaw and the crowd EXPLODES!] GM: DID YOU SEE THAT?! BW: I saw it! I saw it! That's totally unfair, Gordo! How DARE Rick Marley do that to Marcus Broussard after the opportunity that the National Champion gave him here tonight? I'm disgusted by that! [Still lying on Shaw, Marley reaches back to hook the leg as the referee drops down.] GM: ONE!! TWO!! THRE- OHHHHH! [The crowd responds with a mixed reaction as Ron Houston makes the diving save to break the pin attempt.] GM: Houston makes the save for Mark Shaw! Ron Houston just broke up the three count just before it came down for his team. BW: And I can't believe I'm about to say this but... go Houston! Take Marley's friggin' head off, daddy! [An angry Athens Georgia Madman yanks Marley off the mat by the hair, drilling him with a pair of right hands that knocks Marley back into the ropes.] GM: The referee's trying to get Houston out of the ring. He's not the legal man. BW: Who cares, daddy? Break 'em, big man! [A hard reverse knife edge chop against the ropes stuns Marley as Houston grabs him by the wrist.] GM: Irish whip by Houston... [Still pissed off, Houston charges forward... ...and OBLITERATES Marley with a running big boot that completely flips "Showtime" before dumping him on the canvas in a heap.] GM: OHHHHHH! BW: Yeah! Do it again, daddy! Take his head off! [Out on the apron, the National Champion looks on with a look of ambivalence on his face, watching as Houston pulls his tag team partner off the mat.] GM: Shaw and Houston both on their feet now... uh oh... BW: Marley's a dead man! GM: You're far too excited about seeing your buddy's tag partner get laid out. BW: I'm torn, Gordo. I think I'd almost rather see Marcus lose the match if it means Marley gets destroyed. GM: What a sportsman you are. [With both men backing Marley to the ropes, they execute a double irish whip.] GM: Double whip... [Houston and Shaw both rear back...] GM: DOUBLE PULSE KILL- NO! MARLEY HOOKED THE ROPES! [The desperate move saves "Showtime" from certain defeat as the two big monsters pull down their cocked-back Heart Punch fists, grabbing each other's wrists instead and bulldozing forward.] GM: Double clothesli- [Marley saves himself again, this time with a front rolling somersault that takes him underneath the double clothesline attempt that would've hit his injured throat.] GM: Marley to his feet... Shaw and Houston turn around... ["Showtime" leaps into the air, splitting his legs so that one foot hits each man squarely in the face, a double dropkick that knocks both of his huge opponents over the ropes. Ron Houston completely clears the apron, slamming down on the floor while Shaw manages to hook a rope, dropping down on the hard apron.] GM: OHHHH! DID YOU SEE THAT?! [Out on the floor, the San Jose Shark immediately springs into action, dropping off the apron.] GM: Where's Broussard going? Keep him on the apron, ref! Keep him up on the apron! BW: The Shark smells blood in the water, daddy! [The National Champion ignores the protests of the referee, yanking Houston off the floor by the hair. He signals across the ring where the Super Ninja leaps up on the apron, causing Michael Meekly to try to remove him.] GM: Meekly's distracted. Houston- the National Champion's got Ron Houston... [And promptly charges towards the ringpost with him, DRIVING Houston's sleeve-protected shoulder into the steel!] GM: OHHHH! CHEAPSHOT! CHEAPSHOT! There's no call for that, Bucky! [On the other side of the ring, a dazed Mark Shaw has managed to roll back into the ring, unbeknownst to Rick Marley who is screaming at his tag team partner. Broussard steps up on the apron, head bowed as Marley screams at him.] GM: Marley didn't like it! Rick Marley didn't like what we just saw out of Marcus Broussard either! BW: Who cares? GM: Marley's screaming at his partner - telling him he wants no part of that. He's telling the National Champion to fight his own matches if he wants to- [The San Jose Shark seizes a chance, grabbing Marley by the hair, and dropping off the apron... ...smashing Marley's windpipe into the top rope!] GM: OHHHH! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?! [Marley's head snaps back, his hands wrapping around his own neck as Broussard smirks, backing away with a shake of his head.] GM: Broussard just attacked his own partner! The San Jose Shark just attacked his own tag team partner! BW: Just like Marley did to him earlier, daddy! [With Marley gasping for air, Mark Shaw pushes up off the mat, slowly moving in on his wounded opponent.] GM: Shaw's coming up... I can't believe that Marcus Broussard just did that to his own partner! That's absolutely despicable... and it's given Shaw a chance... [Clutching his throat, gasping for air, Rick Marley slowly staggers backwards where Mark Shaw is waiting... ...to wrap his massive arms around the waist of Marley from the side.] GM: He hooks it! BACKDR- no! [A desperation back elbow catches Shaw right in the bridge of the nose before he can apply the side waistlock. Marley drops to a knee, having trouble breathing... ...and then drives a second elbow back, this one catching Shaw in the midsection with enough force to double him up.] GM: Ohhh! Shaw got caught in the gut with- [Marley, in one motion, pops to his feet, hooking a front facelock, and twists, leaping into the air... ...and _driving_ Shaw's face into the canvas with an ace crusher!] GM: LIMELIGHT! LIMELIGHT! LIMELIGHT! [An injured Marley dives atop Shaw, reaching back to hook both legs tightly.] GM: ONE!! TWO!! THREEEEEE!!! "DING! DING! DING!" [But before Melissa Cannon can make an announcement of the winner, Marcus Broussard dives back into the ring, pulling Marley off the mat... ...and _drilling_ him with a European Uppercut squarely in the windpipe that sends Marley falling back into the turnbuckles.] GM: Ohh! Cheap shot! Cheap shot by the champi- [The crowd ERUPTS into jeers as Adrian Freeman comes charging out of the locker room area, diving into the ring... ...and drilling the gasping Marley with a running clothesline in the corner, knocking him off his feet where Freeman promptly applies a double handed choke!] GM: CHOKE! HE'S CHOKING MARLEY! WE NEED SOME HELP OUT HERE! [Broussard smirks at the action in the corner, shouting encouragement to Freeman as he strangles the air out of Rick Marley.] GM: Marley's down! Shaw's down! [The crowd EXPLODES again, this time as Tin Can Rust comes running in from the locker room area.] GM: TIN CAN RUST IS IN! [Broussard tries to sidestep the oncoming TCR... ...but eats a hard right hand that sends him falling through the ropes out to the floor as Rust moves right along to tackle Freeman, knocking him down to the canvas as well.] GM: RUST CLEARS OUT FREEMAN! THEY'RE OUT ON THE FLOOR! [The crowd roars as the Kentucky native and the Australian trade blows out on the concrete floor, leaving a red-faced Marley behind, clutching at his throat.] GM: Broussard is- he's back in! [Embarassed by Tin Can Rust, Broussard rolls back into the ring, moving in on the downed Marley with stomps and kicks to the upper body.] GM: Oh, come on! That's enough! BW: It's not enough until this kid is out of the sport, Gordo! He embarassed the champion and now he's going to pay for it! [Mark Shaw pushes up to a knee... ...but gets caught with a spinning back mule kick to the jaw by the Super Ninja, a blow that knocks Shaw flat and allows the Ninja to roll him under the ropes to the floor, crawling out after him to continue the attack.] GM: Broussard's stomping on Marley! The Ninja is stomping on Shaw! Tin Can Rust and Freeman are fighting right out the emergency exit doors! [A scattering of fans peel away, following that brawl outside of the building as the National Champion drags Marley off the mat.] GM: Oh my stars... what's he going to do with him now? [Broussard spins Marley so that they're back to back, reaching back to lock his hands across the windpipe of his victim.] GM: Hangman! He's going for a Hangman choke hold on Rick Marley and- [And out of nowhere, a banged-up Ron Houston slides into the ring... ...and points a warning finger squarely at the National Champion to the roars of the crowd.] GM: HOUSTON'S IN THE RING! HOUSTON'S IN THE RING! [The San Jose Shark's eyes go wide, staring blankly at the East Coast Terror, shaking his head.] GM: The National Champion can't believe it! He thought Houston was out of the way - out of the match... but Ron Houston is staring that nasty ol' Shark dead in the eye! [Broussard lets Marley go, letting him slump down to the canvas in a heap, lifting his hands to beg for mercy.] GM: He's begging Houston - pleading with him. He wants no part of Ron Houston... not again. [The East Coast Terror shakes his head, refusing Broussard's pleas for mercy... ...so the National Champion lunges forward, burying a knee in the midsection of Houston.] GM: Ohh! He caught the Athens Georgia Madman in the gut! [Broussard smirks as he grabs the arm of Houston.] GM: Irish whi- reversed by Houston! [The National Champion hits the ropes, rebounding back to where Houston has set for a backdrop... ...and pulls up short, driving a boot into the jaw of Houston, causing him to stagger back into the ropes.] GM: Houston's on the ropes... Broussard backs off... HERE HE COMES! [The San Jose Shark charges in, leaping into the air for a flying knee... ...where Houston spins his body slightly, catching Broussard across his shoulder's in a fireman's carry. The crowd ERUPTS!] GM: HE'S GOT HIM UP! HE'S GOT THE CHAMPION UP! [Broussard wriggles like crazy, trying to free himself... ...but this time, the shoulder's healthy and Houston spins easily, hurling the National Champion off his shoulders.] GM: FAAAADE TO BLACK! [The crowd erupts once again as Broussard sails over the ropes, crashing down on the barely-padded concrete floor!] GM: THE CHAMPION IS DOWN! RON HOUSTON HAS TAKEN THE CHAMPION DOWN ONCE MORE! THE FADE TO BLACK HAS CLAIMED YET ONE MORE VICTIM, BUCKY! BW: It's not fair! He's supposed to be hurt! He's supposed to be hurt! [With chaos still reigning in the ringside area, we cut to the announce desk where Gordon Myers and Bucky Wilde are standing.] GM: Fans, it has broken down out here again! We've got Broussard completely laid out here on the floor not too far away from us. Ron Houston is standing tall over his arch-rival. We're almost out of time but we've just been given a letter from the Championship Committee to read before we go off the air. Here goes... [Myers lifts the sheet of paper.] GM: The Championship Committee as sanctioned by the American Wrestling Alliance announces the following matches for the 4th of July weekend event - The Battle Of Dallas. The Committee has decided that the ongoing battle between The Russians and the team of Werewolf Gregorson and Despair has reached a breaking point. As a result, these two teams will meet at The Battle of Dallas... IN A RUSSIAN CHAIN MATCH! [The crowd goes nutty at the announcement, Myers shaking his head in disbelief as he continues.] GM: In addition, there will be a six man tag team matchup pitting Kentucky's Pride and "Showtime" Rick Marley taking on Stevie Scott, Calisto Dufresne, and Adrian Freeman... and if Stevie Scott does not compete in that match, he will be INDEFINITELY SUSPENDED! [Another huge cheer!] GM: In a Memorial Day Mayhem rematch, we will see the mighty Tumaffi go one on one with the Ragin' Rebel, Ricky Royal! [More cheers!] GM: Finally, the Committee had decided that if either Mark Shaw or Ron Houston pinned Marcus Broussard in tonight's match, they would receive a shot at the National Title at The Battle Of Dallas. Since neither accomplished that, the Championship Committee has ruled that The Battle of Dallas will begin with a TOP TEN CONTENDERS BATTLE ROYAL. Whoever wins that Battle Royal will receive the National Title shot at the end of the night! [Myers lifts his head from the letter, setting it down.] GM: Unbelievable, fans! Some huge announcements there and I'm sure we'll be hearing more about them in the days to come. For Bucky Wilde, I'm Gordon Myers and we'll see YOU... at the matches! So long everybody! [The camera holds on Myers and Wilde... ...and then fade to black.]